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more about #pennstatenittanylions more comments → norbizness: It's better than "Ki-Jana Carter's Knee Died For Your Sins." #pennstatenittanylions more » Chamomiles Davis: Hillel to the naw! #pennstatenittanylions more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: Jesus... I like him very much, but he no help me beat Michigan #pennstatenittanylions more » Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: Fine. We'll issue shirt number two with the Looney Tunes Nittany Lions screaming "football is life, the rest is just details." #pennstatenittanylions more » JohhnyDamage: That's actually revision two. The first, "Don't be intimidated, it's just an average Big Ten squad" was denied in a close board vote. Much closer vot... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: they went to the campus's Jews Plural? You may want to fact-check that. #pennstatenittanylions more » Hatey McLife: Since he was mocking religion in rural PA, I figured the winner would be Hillary Clinton. #mascots more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He is literally a golden Idol Onlookers were puzzled when the mascot led the cheerleaders in a rendition of White Wedding. #mascots more » twoeightnine: If you head to the edge of the endzone, separate from everyone else, are you really praying? Or are you telling everyone in the stadium that you pray?... more » Pesti-Esti: ... and that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the mascots are irreverent. #mascots more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Our JoePa, who art in diapers Hallowed be thy shades. #mascots more » Barry Lutz: These are not the beaver shots I come here to see. #mascots more » Steve U: Goldy learned that move from Nietzchy Nutria, mascot of the University of Basel. more » Kid Canada: He's just praying the creamery isn't sold out of Peachy Paterno when he gets back to campus. That stuff is delicious. #mascots more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Cut the mascot some slack. He was devastated he was missing Weed Against Speed guest editing Deadspin. #mascots more » -
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Penn State Gear A Little Jesus-y For Some
If you squint really hard, the design on this PSU t-shirt may resemble a cross. And just like that — controversy! More » -
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Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
The Minnesota mascot mocked Penn State's Jerome Hayes as he prayed before last Saturday's homecoming game. What else would you expect? He is literally a golden idol. [YouTube] -
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Former Penn State Player Suing School After Rape Charges Dropped
Two years ago, Penn State running back Austin Scott was arrested and kicked off the football team when he was accused of rape. Seven months later, the case was dropped, but not soon enough to save his NFL career. Oops! More » -
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Crazed Penn State Fan Did Not Mean To Crush Talor Battle
Penn State student tackles his favorite player in the middle of an unruly mob, but claims that it was not his fault that his hero was nearly murdered. Whatever helps you sleep, buddy. [Crispin and Cream] -
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Illinois, Penn State Try Out Innovative New Square Basketball On Wednesday
Hey, it wasn't me this time: Scott Van Pelt (he's back!) had this to say about Penn State's 38-33 win over Illinois on Wednesday. "Watching Big Ten basketball is like watching fat people have sex." More » -
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Stanley Pringle Still Ignoring Your Creative Taunts
As basketball nicknames go, The Library Masturbator is probably greater than even Dr. J or Black Mamba. Man, I hope Stanley Pringle makes it to the NBA. More » -
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Wait! Where's Everybody Going?!
Lion attack! Quarterback Kevin Newsome and kicker Anthony Fera decommit from Michigan and agree to play for Penn State. [The 700 Level] -
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Joe Paterno Continues To Age In Reverse
JoePa gets three-year contract extension from Penn State. Grim Reaper throws down scythe in disgust; Nittany Lion pours himself another cocktail. [NBCSports] -
