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more about #percyharvin more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: They want to feel Tebow's salvation all over their faces. more » Ailanthus-altissima: Ah, the dead eyed gaze of a man with great physical dexterity but the inability to count to ten without help. more » NordoftheBlings: Tebow saw Tebow in the mirror post-workout and... He. Jizzed. In. His. Pants. more » MattinglysSideburns: "If I could trade places for a day with anyone: Tim Tebow". Hopefully, Randolph and Mortimer Duke can make this happen. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Percy Harvin's nickname for Tebow? "Asexual Chocolate" more » Arsenio Billingham: Shouldn't that girl latching onto Tebow be taking care of her son, Swee'Pea? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Tim Tebow Turns Away Hotter Stuff Than You Can Dream Of Well sure, then afterwards he is able to speak in different languages. more » 100percentinjuryrate: Thom Brennaman was heartbroken. No longer thinks spending 15 minutes with Tebow will change your life. more » Steve U: Nobody rejects Glenn 'Hurricane' Schwartz and lives to tell the tale, Tebow. Nobody. more » ClueHeywood: The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations. 2 Peter 2:9 more » Gourmet Spud: I once had a local newswoman tell me she wanted me... ... to stop flashing my genitals during her on-location weather report. more » Sports-Pun: We saw all kind of actors and news reporters just kind of blatantly say, "Tebow, I want you." Pat O'Brien strikes again! more » Hatey McLife: Was it one of those "hospitals" where you have to wear a mop as a wig the first night? more » Gourmet Spud: He must have had the fish. more » sir_pantsalot: I like his Bob Dole arm. May not be effective but I like it. more » -
#minnesotavikings
The Percy Harvin Era In Minnesota Gets Off To A Rousing Start
From annoyed emailer: "Supposedly percy vomitted on a plane a few times and stayed the night at a hospital in florida. They have tested for swine flu and it came back negative. Again, via KFAN." -
#nfldraft
Percy Harvin, Brandon Tate Caught In Draft Drug Sting
Just because B.J. Raji is clean that doesn't mean that there aren't other pro prospects who like the wacky weed. [Fox Sports]
