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more about #petejayhawk more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: These things are getting as formulaic as Simpson's episodes. We need more people doing coke. Hell, I'd even take whippets at this point or a stray qua... more » Silent Q: When he gets to our section one friend starts tearing at his hat (which is attached to the costume) screaming, "gimme the sombrero you little fuck or ... more » What would Singletary do?: I don't usually criticize other people's tales, but number 1 was the worst story ever. Ever. more » ScientificMapp: We discussed meeting up after the game for drinks and celebrating the Kansas season PG: "We have a Chancellor Hemenway at KU." Lady: "That's funny... more » Stev D: I would say two, but that guy who was puked on shot up that aerobics class. Not cool. more » econdave: #1 may be incoherent, but it does involve the Hoff, so it gets my vote. more » Macloserboy: I disagree. I think shaking "The Hoff's" hand obligates you to use it for self-pleasure. more » phoenix6666: I have no life and never embarked on any of these "rites of passage" but it seems that alcohol is always involved. No one has a failgate that was tot... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: I think Drew wrote #2. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Apparently the state of Arizona is so broke they had to furlough all their college writing instructors. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Hey! Didn't I see Puss Devil at the Jude Law Hamlet last night? more » We Are All Lance Uppercut: Andres Serrano is not impressed with your "Puss Devil". more » -
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Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories More »
