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more about #philjackson more comments → The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: This is lame. Everybody knows the Bulls shoe is supposed to be your left foot and the Lakers shoe is supposed to be your right foot. more » racistmascot_inc: Order now a receive a pair of complimentary velcro coattails that you can attach to every Top 50 player who crosses your path. more » Kid Canada: maybe you too will one day sit your serene ass on the bench while the greatest players in league history win you championship after championship Ther... more » MattinglysSideburns: Not to be outdone, Depends has introduced its JoePa IncontiNittany model. more » TT-Zop: Artillery is the name of Phil's bong more » NordoftheBlings: Adam Morrison got so excited, his body almost produced insulin. more » Karlifornia: This isn't the first time a Cameron would get Left Behind. more » Silky John-STON!: Less "defies", more "succumbs" in Coach K posts, please... more » ClueHeywood: Aw, but Luke Walton was working hard to get grittier! more » Hatey McLife: The Ricin Journal Times is trying to make up for lost circulation following the end of the Cold War. more » Steve U: But if Kobe wants to come be Duke's third scholarship guard - well, that might be acceptable. I'm not sure Mike Nifong shares that sentiment. more » SavetoFavorites: Woelful said Wednesday that his source is a very accurate one who usually hits home runs on all his calls. His source is... Babe? more » Gourmet Spud: He's holding out until Satan dies. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Lakers officials began to suspect Jackson's wishes when he started criticizing the work of Jack Kerouac. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: He could always just mail it in... works for the Raptors. more » -
#nba
The Zen Master Gets His Kicks
Introducing Adidas' Phil Jackson Artillery shoe. Wear these, kids, and maybe you too will one day sit your serene ass on the bench while the greatest players in league history win you championship after championship! [OC Register, via Slam] -
#collegebasketball
Coach K Defies The Reckless Rumormongering
Despite the claims of a Racine Journal Times reporter's well-placed source, Mike Krzyzewski said he won't be Phil Jackson's "heir apparent." But if Kobe wants to come be Duke's third scholarship guard — well, that might be acceptable. [ACC Now] -
#nba
Phil Jackson Only Interested In Coaching Home Games
Jackson says he would consider letting assistant Kurt Rambis coach some road games next season, so that the old man wouldn't have to travel so much. And maybe Kobe could only play on even-numbered Saturdays! [ESPN] -
#nbafinals
Phil Jackson: Greatest Coach Ever or Luckiest Schlub Of All Time?
Phil Jackson now has more NBA titles than any coach in NBA history—so he's the best coach in NBA history, right? Or could a diaper-wearing monkey win six titles with Michael Jordan on his team? Fight! More » -
#nbaplayoffs
...And Your NBA Open Thread
Andrew Bynum isn't happy with his playing time, but he's only going to talk with Phil Jackson about his "feelings" if he's approached. Let's give Bynum a break — he's still young, right? Lakers, Nuggets, 8:30 p.m. in Denver. [LA Times] -
#nbaplayoffs
Just Give Your Car Keys To Aaron Brooks And He'll Park It For You
Either the Houston Rockets veterans had a little fun with Aaron Brooks this weekend or he forgot to bring his ventriloquist dummy to the post-game press conference. More » -
