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more about #philmickelson more comments → UkraineNotWeak: Meanwhile, Tiger Woods just crapped gold. more » Chones_Chonies: Gd thng Mcklsn lst hs mn-tts lst yr. more » UkraineNotWeak: They say that the camera adds 10 pounds of self serving righteousness. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Clyde Frazier has offered to turn Mr. Gray Lupica into a black tressed "pussy magnet". more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: They may write for different papers, but the do both represent the Lollipop Writers Guild. more » Weed Against Speed: Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell Mitch Albom's version of Hell is being forced to attend sporting events he's paid to cover for all of eternity, right? more » Hatey McLife: Having happened at Winged Foot explains why Lupica is so mercurial. more » ArkansasFred: Mitch Albom, Mike Lupica and Phil Mickelson walk into a bar...[fill in the blank] more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is just like the time that Elizabeth Taylor referred to Richard Burton as "Eddie". more » UkraineNotWeak: Would've loved it better if he'd asked "And for what local high school paper do you write?" more » Kid Canada: Not only that, but George Costanza was seen reading a copy of Tuesdays With Morrie. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: NO PHOTOS FOR BLOGGERS This seems unfair until you remember that if you give a blogger a camera, all you get are out of focus shots of Erin Andrews' ass. more » Karlifornia: it felt like watching a cliched sports movie come to life. It was less touching when on 15 and 17, he looked squarely at Tiger Woods, and said, "Fuck ... more » UkraineNotWeak: Isn't it about time for someone to stuff Lupica's body in the trunk of a car and leave it in long term parking? more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I refuse to believe Mitch Albom wasn't three feet away from Lupica, doing the same damn thing. more » -
#golf
Phil Mickelson Is Just Looking To Maintain His Physique
Hefty Lefty is in talks to purchase 105 Waffle House restaurants. I realize "restaurant" is a generous choice of words, but the All-Star Special breakfast is a dearer prize than the Green Jacket. [Bloomberg] -
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Phil Mickelson's Mother Also Has Cancer
Less than two months after discovering that his wife has breast cancer, Phil Mickelson's mother has been diagnosed with the same disease. Man, this guy has had some rotten luck this year. [San Diego Union-Tribune] -
#mediameltdowns
Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
Yesterday, we shared with you one delightful tale about Phil Mickelson and everyone's favorite deadline Napoleon, Mike Lupica. To this, a SportsJournalists.com anonym has added another — one in which Mitch Albom makes a cameo, and Loopy gets his comeuppance. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open
Many in sports media have seen New York Daily News writer Mike Lupica's arrogant-little-sonuvabitch-side firsthand, but never has there been a Lupica story that encapsulates the tiny prick's hubris than the one Patrick Sauer witnessed during the U.S. Open. More » -
#usopen
This Is How You Know The U.S. Open Didn't End The Way Most People Wanted It To
Seconds after Lucas Glover snatched his wife into a victorious embrace, we received three emails from readers with screengrabs of her pit sweat. I'm surprised Dan Jenkins didn't Twitter about it. More » -
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Lucas Glover Wins The U.S. Open
It's all over, folks. Glover holds on to win a messy five-day U.S. Open. More below: More » -
#usopen
U.S. Open Should Begin Any Day Now
After four days of interminable, Noah's Ark-like rain, it's my understanding that the US Open golf thingy will actually start sometime today. Oh, they already started—and stopped—the fourth round in the darkness last night? How lucky. More » -
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Mickelson, right now, is tied for 5th at -1. Tiger went astray. Peter Hanson is in the lead...[USOPEN.com]ESPNUSGA Could Really Use Some Comment Ninjas.... -
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The U.S. Open Is
You were probably hoping that following the U.S. Open online would be a nice distraction from work today, but they just suspended play due to heavy rain. Hey, who wants to hear Tiger Woods cuss on teevee? More »OpenFor Business -
#duan
FIGJAM Returns, Some People Depart
This is actually good news for those who like golf and story lines ready-made for sports columnists aching to showcase their Nicholas Sparks technique: Phil Mickelson will return to the PGA Tour, including the U.S. Open. More » -
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Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
Phil Mickelson has suspended his PGA Tour schedule indefinitely after learning that his wife, Amy, has breast cancer. He has withdrawn from the next two events and she will likely have surgery in the coming days. [Star-Telegram] -
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Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
Regardless of what people think of Phil Mickelson, he'll always have an enthusiastic fan base and the admiration of some of his peers, regardless of how douchey he comes off sometimes. More » -
#golf
Tiger Is Not Amused
Tiger Woods responds to comments made by his caddie, Steve Williams, about Phil Mickelson. Someone's not getting their usual tip, methinks. [NBCSports]
