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more about #philsimms more comments → PontiusPirate: Don't forget about Jack Elway. Not sure where he's at after leaving ASU, but I know it's nowhere near a D-1 starting gig. more » Karlifornia: The coach at Pasadena realized his unfamiliarity with the Arby's menu after his assistant delivered him a "Nate Montana with extra Horsey Sauce" more » Bobby Big Wheel: Considering what transpired between 2001 and 2009, there's been a backlash against giving someone his dad's job in the hope he can figure it out as he... more » Stev D: Meanwhile in Montana, Joe Pennsylvania's son is following his father's path by getting high on paint fumes. more » NordoftheBlings: I'd rather be the son of a famous coach. Practically guarantees you'll be a well-adjusted, productive member of society. more » Weed Against Speed: Boy, that sucks. I just hope they find some other way to earn a living otherwise they might end up homeless and penniless. more » roland_t_flakfizer: What else do you need to play quarterback? Symmetry? more » Hatey McLife: The only thing rarer than the son of an NFL quarterback not being a star quarterback themselves, is the son of an NFL quarterback not having some fuck... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Nate Montana will be in his room, masturbating. more » chuckv: So you're saying that each Simms is worse than the previous one? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Totally weird. Also weird that Roger Clinton delivered that half ounce of grass to me last week. more » Clarence Rosario: Oh, you were this close to perfecting that headline: Phil Simms Used To BeDazzling. more » UkraineNotWeak: Legend has it that Simms' ancestors use to work in the rhinestone mines outside of Nashville. more » UpstateUnderdog: Weren't the 80's great? more » X-tacle: Who took this photo, you ask? more » -
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Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
Matt Simms and Nate Montana are playing football at tiny community colleges instead of D-I powerhouses. Weird, right? I mean, they've got blond hair and famous last names. What else do you need to play quarterback? [LA Times] -
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Phil Simms Used To Be Bedazzling
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