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more about #pittsburghpenguins more comments → TheStarterWife: You stay away from my LiveJournal! #pittsburghpenguins more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Oh, sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed. #watercoolerfodder more » AzureTexan: The Chicago Tribune: All the News That's Fit to Shit. #watercoolerfodder more » Phyllis Nefler: Hey, you've got some Upshaw on your forehead. more » Clarence Rosario: As a Red Wings fan, I find this highly objectionable. I mean, come on: the Penguins won the Cup?!?!? more » BarbarobicsInstructor: That's why I never give money to the homeless. They tell me they want to get a bite to eat, but I know they'll just blow it all on Stryper CDs and Cen... more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Out of the fast lane Grandma, the manic-depressive is burning Worship CDs. more » Weed Against Speed: They had a homeless, bipolar man sending them Christian music CDs, notes with dietary suggestions — no sweets! — and vitamin tips. Hulk Hogan is ... more » RichardDJoke: a homeless, bipolar man sending them Christian music CDs That's an awfully roundabout way to say "God" more » Steve U: One Fan Who Wasn't Invited To Super Mario's Pool Party To be fair, they don't have the best history of sharing the water together. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Ben Utecht, I'm looking in your direction. Lamar Odom, you are free to go. more » Hatey McLife: She should've asked Tom Hicks when he had money, he can't resist throwing money at a rundown park. more » David Hume: "We shape our tools. And then our tools shape us." - Marshal McLuhan more » Bobby Big Wheel: This is the worst outcome of sending money to a Crosby since Melissa Etheridge did it. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Cover up that five hole. No one wants to see that. more » -
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Pittsburgh Fandom Is A Very Sparkly Fandom
Do you know what a Blingee is? I hope not, because these obscenely garish animated gifs are only used by 13-year-old girls on their Geocities pages...or by Penguins fans. [DC Sports Bog] -
#watercoolerfodder
SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nhl
It's Always Bitey In Philadelphia
We're still trying to sort out what went down, but it looks like Kris Letang's hand got a little too close to Scott Hartnell's mouth. He might want to get tested for rabies. More » -
#stanleycupfinals
Penguins Fans Crashes Stanley Cup Celebration
Have you ever dreamed of being on the ice with your favorite team as they hoist Stanley Cup, then heading back to the locker room for a champagne bath with your heroes? Go ahead! NHL security obviously won't stop you. More » -
#nhl
Crosby's Still Single; Perhaps You Can Have Both
A Pittsburgh-area man has offered what clearly was once an engagement ring in exchange for $1000 in cash, or $1500 worth of Penguins tickets. Sorry, you lovelorn schmoes in the nosebleeds, they "must be good seats." [craigslist, via Slanch Report] -
#nhl
One Fan Who Wasn't Invited To Super Mario's Pool Party
No wonder the Penguins won the Stanley Cup. They had a homeless, bipolar man sending them Christian music CDs, notes with dietary suggestions — no sweets! — and vitamin tips. And people say home ice is an advantage. [Post-Gazette/Puck Daddy] -
#nhl
Warning: Don't Give Sidney Crosby Money On MySpace
Believe it or not, Sidney Crosby's MySpace page does not actually belong to Sidney Crosby! Oh, and if you gave the person who does run that page $500 to help save a park, you're an idiot. More » -
#pennsylvania
Yeah, But You Still Have To Live In Pennsylvania
Quaker staters, use your hand to shield your eyes from your three championship trophies, together for the first time. And take your other hand out of your pants. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette] -
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#stanleycup
Sidney Crosby's Wild Stanley Cup Orgy
I know this is every man's fantasy, but does Sid the Kid know where that Cup has been? Wrap it up, buddy. [Sports Crackle Pop, via TheScore] -
#duan
Penguin Party Freakout At Mario Lemieux's Mansion
This is my favorite part about the post-NHL season is to see what wacky things the champions do with Lord Stanley's precious cup. The Penguins turned it into a pool noodle at King Mario's castle. More » -
#stanleycup
Don't Ask Marian Hossa For Stock Market Advice
The dogpile on Marian Hossa has been sufficient and thorough. The Wings beat Hossa's Penguins last year. Then the Penguins beat Hossa's Red Wings. Goat cheese.
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#stanleycup
Only Minimal Arrests? For Shame, Pittsburgh
"We have a few arrests. For the most part people are being orderly but we've got a few people who don't want to leave." C'mon, Pittsburgh. That's no way to usher in a Crosby regime. [Post-Gazette] -
#stanleycupfinals
Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
All of Pittsburgh's troubles as a shrunken post-war manufacturing center are over now that the city has its third Stanley Cup championship and its second major sports title this year. Detroit, sadly, will be boarded up and shipped to Borneo.
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#stanleycupfinals
NHL Season Just Might End Tonight
Here we are. Game 7. Should I spend the next few paragraphs trying to regurgitate as many clichés as I can about the finality of the ultimate do-or-die scenario or just show you a picture of Greg Ostertag on skates? More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Evgeni Malkin Is Here To Steal Your Girlfriend (Updated Update)
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#stanleycupfinals
NHL Did Not Rig The Stanley Cup Finals
Conspiracy theorists are apoplectic after learning that Red Wings' 2009 Stanley Cup Championship gear is already available for sale on the NHL website, but the cooler heads at Puck Daddy have already proven that the Penguins got the same treatment. More » -
#stanleycupfinals
Please Do Not Leave Your House During Game Six
So here we are again ... one year after Pittsburgh lost a tough Game 6 clincher at home to Detroit, we're right back where we started. Only you have to watch tonight's version on your home TV, you ingrates. More » -
#stanleycupfinals
Red Wings Show Their Age, Penguins Show Them The Door
For the first time in the Stanley Cup Finals, the Red Wings looked sad and old, while the younger, vitamin-eating Penguins skated circles around them to even the series. And none of us stayed up to watch "The Tonight Show." More » -
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I Guess Pittsburgh Isn't Laying Down Quietly
The Penguins got a home game last night and now everything has changed! After taking care of Detroit in a must-win Game 3, the Stanley Cup Finals have become, say it with me ... a series. More »
