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more about #pittsburghsteelers more comments → ClintonPortishead: Ben Roethlisberger's Brain Deemed Unfit To Participate In NFL Game Out: B. Roethlisberger (Vince Young Disease) more » BruschisBrewsky: Meanwhile, Ted Johnson's brain has been deemed unfit to participate in Go Fish game. more » TheStarterWife: Nice picture. Of course this is Luke Ravenstahl's fault. [www.post-gazette.com] more » 100percentinjuryrate: That dog was actually lucky it got killed before the Steelers lost to the Chiefs. God only knows what that guy would have done to it after that loss. more » Weed Against Speed: The girlfriend originally gave police a false name and then lied to protect her dog-killer boyfriend... Her original statement to police is now being... more » Clarence Rosario: I would really like it if the Rescue Ink folks went to town on this guy with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers. Nothing really snarky or funny to add.... more » David Hume: I actually found a drawing of this guy's future! (Click to reveal the super satisfying ending!) more » Hit Bull Win Steak: The Eleventh Question To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her: Do you own an emasculating breed of dog? And if so, will you expect me to walk it? more » HockeyMountain: He was actually attempting the Point After Dachshund /hopes a dog chomps on his nuts. more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: Are we sure he didnt think it was his wife? more » UpstateUnderdog: These two sub-humans are going to be great parents one day. more » UpstateUnderdog: I bet this guy was kicking and screaming during the Steeler game. seriously, fuck him. more » Jefferson Tardship: Now play dead... good boy! /stuffs treat into the dog's mouth more » the earl of weaver: After going through the iPod playlist he was listening to at the time, authorities have named the Crazy Dogggz as persons of interest. more » TheStarterWife: Gives his address as Jane Way in Bridgeville. Since that is probably one of the shortest streets in Bridgeville, (basically an alley if I remember co... more » -
#nfl
Ben Roethlisberger's Brain Deemed Unfit To Participate In NFL Game
Jay Glazer has reported that the Pittsburgh Steelers will pin their hopes on the right arm of Dennis Dixon for Sunday's game against the Baltimore Ravens after it was decided that Ben Roethlisberger won't play due to "exercise-induced headaches." [FoxSports] -
#dogs
All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
A Pittsburgh area man is in jail this morning after he kicked a 13-week-old pit bull to death because it wouldn't walk next to him and he had a Steeler game to watch. Obviously, Troy Polamalu hates animals! More » -
#scary
Steeler Fan Says Bears Fans Blinded Him With Roofies
They say that you should never take a drink from stranger that you didn't see poured yourself. That goes double for Steeler fans hanging out in Chicago bars, after one poor bloke says he was poisoned by local Ditka worshipers. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Whores Are Coming To Dallas
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Like A Kid Out There
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#nfl
Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
Now we know the real truth behind Jeff Reed's cop trouble last night, and I owe him an apology. Reed was merely trying to defend his teammate—tight end Matt Spaeth—from police intimidation....after Spaeth was caught peeing in public. More » -
#nfl
Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
The Liquor Kicker got cited for public intoxication and disorderly conduct after stumbling from Heinz Field down to McFadden's Bar after the game yesterday. Fortunately, he got pinched by 9 p.m. so he could still get his sleep. [WPXI] -
#nfl
Hines Ward Clearly Enjoyed Almost Decapitating A Man
After Hines Ward broke Keith Rivers' jaw with a nasty blindside block last year, the NFL implemented something called "The Hines Ward Rule", outlawing high blind side hits. Hines Ward won't abide, but he thinks it's pretty cute. More » -
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#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Pittsburgh Steelers
Some people are fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers. This final 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#badideas
Pittsburgh Steelers Love Their Illegal Gun-Shooting Parties (UPDATED)
Hackles have been raised by photos of a shooting event where civilians, including members of the Pittsburgh Steelers, are seen goofing off with possibly illegal weapons—all courtesy of the Pennsylvania State Police. Hey, gun safety is for Seahawks. More » -
#sperm
Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like This
What mother wouldn't want a puffy, bloated, thick-necked bouncing baby boy? Thanks to a sperm bank in Los Angeles, you can make your dream of birthing Ben Roethlisberger's baby without sleeping with Ben Roethlisberger come true. More » -
#benroethlisberger
What Exactly Is Ben Roethlisberger Accused Of Anyway?
Now that the people who care have had time to survey and digest the complaint against Pittsburgh's Ben Roethlisberger, a clearer picture has emerged about the accuser and her allegations and it's not pretty. Here's an attempt to summarize:
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#espn
ESPN Breaks Its Silence On Ben Roethlisberger
Fantasy Alert: Big Ben is listed as probable for Week 1 (knee, sexual assault lawsuit.) Adjust your rosters accordingly. [ESPN] -
#lawsuits
Ben Roethlisberger Accused Of Sexual Assault
WTAE-Pittsburgh reports that a Nevada casino employee has filed a civil lawsuit against Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, accusing him of sexual assault. His attorney denies the charge. More tomorrow, obviously, when Feel Good Story Week continues. [WTAE-TV; PFT]
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#pennsylvania
Yeah, But You Still Have To Live In Pennsylvania
Quaker staters, use your hand to shield your eyes from your three championship trophies, together for the first time. And take your other hand out of your pants. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette] -
#pittsburghsteelers
Troy Polamalu Joins The Iranian Resistance
First Ohio State, now Pittsburgh? The I-70 corridor is very big in Tehran. [PSAMP] -
#nfl
Hines Ward Slowly Turning Into Bill Cosby
From his interview on NFL Live today. If this guy tries to sell you Jell-O Pudding, just smile politely and slowly back away. [ESPN] -
#deletedscenes
The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
#nfl
Never Try To Steal A Car From Najeh Davenport
If you see a car parked on the street with the engine running, you'd probably be tempted to jump in and take a ride. Just make sure it doesn't belong to Najeh Davenport, because he will chase your ass down. More »
