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more about #plaxicoburressshooting more comments → Sigerson: BUT THE PROSECUTION HAS SAID NOTHING -- NOTHING I SAY -- ABOUT CHEWBACCA!?! more » Clarence Rosario: Between Plax and Vick, this is a pretty convoluted way to remake The Longest Yard. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: damn, usually they charge me extra for "supervised release" more » Superfast: Does anyone else think 2 years is excessive? more » StuScott Booyahs: has accepted a two-year prison term Michael Vick thinks that's a bit harsh. more » Weed Against Speed: This is terrible news for his football career, especially when you consider the fact that in two years, NFL football will be played solely by robots a... more » Hatey McLife: At least his quad hole should help reduce the mileage on his anus. more » MattinglysSideburns: If the prison sentence wasn't enough, Fred Goldman was awarded his Super Bowl ring. more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: On the plus side, he should be eligible to return to the league just in time to replace Heyward-Bay in Oakland more » UkraineNotWeak: Is he required to purchase a PSL for his jail cell? more » Weed Against Speed: Former teammate Tiki Barber has devised a hair-brained scheme to help Burress break out by smuggling a file into the prison inside an omelette. more » Steve U: Plaxico Burress plead guilty to attempted criminal possession of a weapon I know Plax never had great hands, but this is just ridiculous. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Plaxico Burress Pleads Guilty, Agrees to 2 Year Prison Term [1010 Wins] That's a pretty homosexual nickname for Eli. more » Torgo's Executive Powder: This is what happens when you run up against the Manhattan District Attorney's office. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: if only my Dad could also be jailed for the unfortunate hole in his sweatpants. In a related story, I now know exactly where I came from. more » -
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Plaxico Burress Heading To Jail
In a surprise twist to an otherwise boring legal hearing, Plaxico Burress plead guilty to attempted criminal possession of a weapon and has accepted a two-year prison term, plus two more years of "supervised release."
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Plaxico Burress Should Get Used To Confined Spaces
Manhattan's District Attorney says any plea deal with Plaxico Burress (remember that hilarious gun accident?) will involve jail time. (And Antonio Pierce isn't off the hook either.) It's almost like they're mad at him for breaking the law! [NY Post] -
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Plaxico Burress Found Guilty Of Poor Strip Club Etiquette
The NYPD continues to investigate Plaxico Burress and his activities on the night of November 28. It seems that Latin Quarter was not the only establishment graced by his sweatpants that evening. More »
