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more about #plaxicoburressshothimselfintheleg more comments → Jefferson Tardship: more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: New York needs to do everything it can to keep its kids away from Applebees more » formerly Chief Wahoo: This is getting ugly. Reports now point to an attempted coverup by hospital staff and the mayor is pissed. Reportedly the nightclub did not report the... more » MattinglysSideburns: "Informant then heard a 'pop' sound and defendant stated in substance 'Take me to a hospital.'" Huey thinks Plax should have just locked and dropped i... more » Kid Canada: Well I swear that I don't have a gun...No I don't have a gun...No I don't have a *BLAM* Allll apologies... *3 YEARS IN JAIL* Rape me...Rape me...Rape ... more » Mean_Old_Frisco: John Sterling would like to weigh in: "SEE-YA!" more » Bobby Big Wheel: "I fell on this bullet and it lodged itself in my thigh..." "You don't have to make up stories here, save that for court!" more » André Roussimoff: You know there has to be a Harris Smith working at an Applebee's in Norfolk wondering why everyone is calling him out of the blue. more » Matt Sussman: HOLY FUCK HUNTER SMITH IS NUMBER 17 TOO. Buy it. Buy eight. more » Matt Sussman: Hunter Smith fans are going to be pissed at this decision. more » Bobby Big Wheel: As a Giants fan, I'd be pissed if they weren't doing well without him and the whole situation weren't so goddamn funny. Save the righteous indignation... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: After he heard that "pop" sound, how much did Antonio Pierce wish he'd just stayed home and watched the "What Not To Wear" marathon like his wife sugg... more » B: It's only authentic if it comes with blood stains. more » FEAST: Plaxico 'Marlo Stanfield' Burress more »
