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more about #playoffs more comments → UkraineNotWeak: We pretty well now know who supplied Len Bias the coke that killed him. more » ClintonPortishead: Pretty sure this is what would happen if Pete Wentz fucked his grandpa. more » Kid Canada: the NBA's Superfan But does he believe that a team of mini-Cleveland Cavaliers, about 14 inches tall, could beat the Los Angeles Clippers? I guess it ... more » Weed Against Speed: Oh man, who went and dug up the corpse of Andy Gibb and buried it in the Pet Semetary? more » Weed Against Speed: I don't know what else to add but in that top photo, there's a monster in the parasol. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Goldstein hands out over-sized business cards. Oh my God! Gallagher does the same thing and it is fucking comedy gold. more » Fogg: I always wondered what Mr. Burns looked like as a young man. more » son of spam: Jim at the beach (please work, please work, fuck you no preview) more » Juancho: Obviously a student of the Mystery Method. more » David Hume: It's like he rubbed a lamp and asked the genie for wealth, fame, and to be the visual embodiment of a Steve Miller song. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Goldstein's father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Summers in Rangoon, luge lesson... more » Shakey: So much money, nary a bottle of conditioner. more » ArkansasFred: more » .357: 6. He's a deranged Vietnam veteran who made his millions building Fashionably Architectural Basketballs (FABs). more » MarkKelsosMigraine: even scurrying to get to two cities in a single day. This little Dickens should write some sort of Tale about this. more » -
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Gary Bettman Does Not Appreciate Your Octopus-Throwing Antics
A Red Wings fan throwing an octopus on the Columbus Blue Jackets home ice? Sir, this will not stand! (Scuffle ensues — see photo). More » -
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NHL, NBA Playoffs Not Over Yet
How was your weekend? I had no access to the internet (or TV! The horror), but I trust that things around these parts were quiet and uneventful with little or no boat rocking whatsoever. More » -
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NBA, NHL Out Of Playoff Spots
This weekend could have been a furious playoff dash to cap off both the pro basketball and hockey seasons, but all the playoffs spots were wrapped up last night, so never mind all that. More » -
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Not Safe At Home, But, Please, Don't Give Us Instant Replay
We're still all a-twitter about that amazing Rockies win over the Padres last night; it's rather difficult to be more dramatic than a three-run comeback in the bottom of the 13th inning with the whole season on the line. Oh, and there's controversy too! More »
