Deadspin 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #polls more comments → Artie Fufkin: It doesn't look like my story, #1, will win. But the joke is on you voters, I can't read! #finalfailgate more » ScientificMapp: [Redacted] had downed what was being reported as "close to a handle of gin" by noon or so. We can only assume he drank it warm, with a human hair f... more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: If the prize pack isnt a swift kick in the nuts and a trip to rehab then Im not voting #finalfailgate more » AzureTexan: I once tailgated at a tailgate-sitting tournament. What reigned was confusion. #finalfailgate more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: I was going to vote for Vest, but then a funny thing happened. My buddies came over and told me to take a shot of their "special" Jagermeister. I was ... more » Phintastic: I vote for number [redacted] because after all, [redacted]? #finalfailgate more » ArkansasFred: Even if you win you're still a loser. Just like in a child beauty pageant. #finalfailgate more » MarkKelsosMigraine: or just start pressing buttons in the section below Also fun to do in an elevator full of busy executives in a tall office building. #finalfailgate more » Steve U: Let's just hope the winner receives the same prize as successful contestants on The Running Man. #finalfailgate more » Island of Misfit Toys: Do you believe in miracles? more » Brazil Thrill: Barbaro, you are a dead horse. You cannot accept an award. It will not be given to you. Nevertheless, you just made my day by being enshrined into the... more » Dieter: This makes me far happier than it should. Affirmed. more » Fawn Liebowitz: Unless he fathered one of Jacko's kids (Blanket, perhaps?) he's yesterday's news. No, no, a furlong's length No! (apparently there's something to Cos... more » Island of Misfit Toys: 76%!!!!!!!!! Shut down the internet for the rest of the weekend! more » Senators Lost Cojones: Yes...clear cookies...Yes...clear cookies...Yes... Oh, hey! How are ya? See you on Monday! ...clear cookies...Yes...clear cookies... more » -
#failgate
The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
So here is the final FAILgate for this year, replete with a voting poll where you, Deadspin nation, will get to decide which lucky individual walks home with the coveted "Deadspin Prize Pack." More » -
#deadspinhalloffame
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Barbaro
Oh, like he wasn't going to get a nomination. Barbaro will be nominated until you guys finally come to your senses and elect him.
More »
-
#deadspinhalloffame
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Stephon Marbury
There is always a danger, when documenting the cascading madness of a public figure, that they will someday snap, clouding all your previous coverage in tragedy. More » -
#deadspinhalloffame
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Jay Mariotti
Oh, Jay, Jay, Jay. You are an evil temptress. No matter how hard we try, we just can't help ourselves from making you more famous.
More »
-
#deadspinhalloffame
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Stephen A. Smith
Deadspin has been having fun with Stephen A. Smith since the site began. (The very first week, actually.) We've even come around to like him. A little. More » -
#deadspinhof
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
The Deadspin Hall of Fame is not just for individuals: It is for themes, for common bonds, for lasting memes ... for dongs. More » -
#deadspinhof
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
Well, we had to nominate one person whose very name makes you groan, and if we had picked Brett Favre, Drew would have never stopped stabbing me in the eye. More » -
#deadspinhof
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Lenny Dykstra
Our second nominee of the day is as close a representation as you'll find of the lunacy that led none of you to have jobs. Other than Yankee Stadium, anyway. More » -
-
#deadspinhof
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Charles Barkley
All right, so the Hall of Fame nominations are early this year, and coming at you without warning. They start, like, right now. More » -
#provenbyscience
Michael Vick Is the Most Hated Person in Sports
Here is a list, based on an internet poll of people 13 and older, of the most disliked people in sports. It is mostly rapists, drug-users, dog-killers, and John McEnroe. More » -
#polls
What Are You Watching Tonight?
Game 4 (pivotal!) of the Stanley Cup Finals is tonight. So is Game 1 (crucial!) of the NBA Finals. Which one is more important to you and/or your bookie? More »
