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more about #poop more comments → Shakey: So why didn't Drew create a poll for this at the end of the post? more » Shakey: Standing is the way to go just for the great angle that's created for spiking the soiled piece of toilet paper. more » Greek McPapadopoulos: Early in our dating years, my wife walked in on me (as girlfriends tend to do, goddammit) whilst in mid-wipe. Jeez, doesn't anyone fucking knock any ... more » Juancho: If I'm in a public restroom, I want to spend as little time in there as I can, especially as little time with my ass on the seat (more specifically, o... more » MitchKayak: I don't understand the standers who think you have plunge your hand into the toilet. Just lean to one side. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: This debate will all be rendered moot once we invent the "3 seashells" more » twoeightnine: How much water do people have in their toilets that they're worried about touching it? more » BigRicks: I converted to sitting when I got to college. Though I have to agree with Scott. The "Standing Last Wipe" is effective, especially if its a monsterous... more » NordoftheBlings: Insane. Need more. SAT scores of sitters vs. standers. Divorce rates. Average jail term. Drugs of choice. Fantasy team success. Do more child molestor... more » Bobby Big Wheel: If this isn't cross-posted to Jezebel, then someone at Gawker should be fired. more » MattinglysSideburns: Noam: My friends and I once spent an entire afternoon discussing it, and the emerging theory was that it was a function of height. If you're 5'10 or ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Several years back, Kohler introduced a model of self-flushing toilet that uses a sensor to automatically flush when the user stands up. This is how ... more » Chamomiles Davis: Warner Bros. catalogs are fun, especially if I don't have a Superman graphic novel nearby. #poop more » OneManShowdown: Surely this post called for a "brown and out." #poop more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Cabella's. Can't go wrong with guns, knives, and hunting dog accessories. #poop more » -
#ballsdeep
Sitters Vs. Standers – The Great Wipe Hope
Today, we bring you a very special anthropological study that painstakingly details the bathroom finishing habits of the modern American male. Warning: things here are about to get a bit hairy. More » -
#ballsdeep
The Best Catalogs To Read While Pooping
It's Friday, and that means you're aggressively prepared to not do anything. It's a leisurely day, filled with put-off work, early drinks, and extended bouts of pooping. More » -
#nfl
Orlando Brown Allegedly Leaves His Ex-Wife Something To Remember Him By
Najeh "Deuce" Davenport was crowned the king of unlawful defecation after he took a dump in his girlfriend's laundry basket back in 2002. Now it appears the plunger has been passed to Orlando Brown, a man of even greater fiber. More » -
#rugby
Not Just Another Drunken Rugby Pooping Incident
Australian Rugby has been laid low by scandal after a horrific "atrocity" committed by one its players. Specifically, 25-year-old Nate Myles, who—drunk, naked and locked out of his room—took a giant dump in a hotel hallway. The horror. More » -
#deadcast
AJ’s Deadspin Polygraph Test And Magic Panda Bears
We were scheduled to have a special guest from ESPN on this Deadcast, but they had to cancel. Which is good, because it allowed me to further indulge my passion for talking about elevator pissing. More »
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