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more about #portlandtrailblazers more comments → Greek McPapadopoulos: There's no way he'll be as interesting a candidate as Mike "Cocaine Houseboat Party" Erickson: [waynediego.blogspot.com] [www.kgw.com] #politics more » Jerry Koosman RC: Question 46.) Chris Dudley : Bill Bradley :: (A) cheese nips : Cheez-Its (B) Sean Salisbury : Anyone with a proper chemical balance (C) Marion Berry... more » UkraineNotWeak: Which will be higher, Dudley percentage of the vote or his career free throw percentage (.458)? #politics more » Sports-Pun: A Yalie in Mahonia Hall? Bully to him! #politics more » NordoftheBlings: Portland has more of those pesky, attention-seeking ethnic Armenians. And Bargnani is contractually obligated to call Hedo the "Ottomandingo". more » the earl of weaver: Please. Hedo's a Jurassic Park fan, plain and simple. more » Kid Canada: 6th place in the East, here we come! more » ScientificMapp: Where's the checkered one to commemorate Dr. Jack Ramsay? more » David Hume: Hoo Boy, what a half-baked idea! I sure hope the seller doesn't get burnt on the trade! If Brandon Roy doesn't get better, their chances of advancing ... more » Karlifornia: Why would one person want both pipes? Once you go black, you never go back. more » The Mullet: You sure this wasn't a deadspin 'comment of the week' prize? more » ScientificMapp: Nice...for when you want to get high but your one-hitter just doesn't look quite enough like a big cock for your liking. more » Weed Against Speed: They work really well until you get into the fourth quarter. more » Gourmet Spud: Either way, you'll be packing the rose bowl. more » Sculptor?!? I just met her!: /rubs hands through hair /belches Mmmm. 'Kay, who's up for a trip to Lowe's or Home Depot? It's feelin like Bubba Sunday around here. more » -
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Chris Dudley Will Rebuild Oregon Brick By Brick
The former NBA "big man" is running for governor of Oregon, as a Republican. "He's a solid guy, and Oregonians know that." If by "solid," you mean he played the post like he had lead feet, then yeah. [AP] -
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Hedo Turkoglu Spurns Trail Blazers for Raptors
ESPN is reporting that Toronto is giving him five years and $53 million. In addition, he won't have those pesky playoffs ruining his summers. More » -
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Trail Blazer-Themed Pipes Make A Great Mother's Day Gift
If you live in Portland and have playoff tickets, someone would like to trade you these beautiful glass pipes for your ducats. I'm not sure what you would use them for, though. [Ball Don't Lie] -
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Trailblazers, I Am Told, Are Often Misunderstood
Um so…did I mention I am also recovering from a sinus infection? How about a YouTube clip of children using obscene language? More » -
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Can Anyone Make Sense Of This Darius Miles Situation?
We've been doing our research—i.e., reading the always trustworthy Wikipedia—and we think we've finally figured out what the heck is going on with the Portland Trail Blazers and Darius Miles. More » -
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Brandon Roy Plays A Game Of 52 Pickup
Portland coach Nate McMillan on Brandon Roy's career night in the Blazers' 124-119 win over the Suns: “It really felt like a quiet 52 points. He was just knocking down shots." [NBCSports] -
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Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
The Big Lead snagged this pretty awesome anecdote about injury-prone big man, Greg Oden. It turns out, Oden's not much of a locker room presence. More » -
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Greg Oden Needs To Come Back Soon
Greg Oden, honestly, you can't back to the NBA fast enough. We're not sure what's going on with his hair here, but we still love it. We fully expect to run into Oden at, like, half the parties we go to.
