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more about #preakness more comments → ChilledoutEntertainer: There's a certain unspoken culpability on the part of sports blogs for this BS... if it wasn't for all the posts highlighting/over publicizing how rid... more » RoethlisBurger: I'm willing to bet that Marylanders would rather lose the Orioles and Nationals before the Preakness... however why go to the racetrack if there's no ... more » ClintonPortishead: I don't know about the infield but if you're looking for a drunk outfield, Felix Pie plays across town. more » markmayes: Infield of Preakness > Attendance of a Marlins game (barely) more » ceilingFANBOY: What excuse will we have to pretend we care about horse racing in Maryland if the Preakness moves? more » Kid Canada: How can we let drunken fans ruin the athletic spectacle of watching midgets riding horses who are running a race they're not aware of? more » uninspired: Judging by that interview, Bennie Woolley Jr.'s first rule of 21-hour Kentucky Derby drives is you do not talk about 21-hour Kentucky Derby drives. more » Hatey McLife: "I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar." more » Kid Canada: "Your gun is a fucking starter's pistol! I can see the red plug in the fucking barrel!" "Listen, I intentionally make this gun look like a starter's p... more » UkraineNotWeak: Shit!!! Back in the day, Penny Tweedy would shiv you if you look at Secretariat the wrong way. more » Artie Fufkin: I don't think anyone on crutches is a bad ass. Besides Ned, of course. more » Gourmet Spud: Listen, the guy paid to see a high-diving act, and he was a-gonna see a high-diving act. more » K-Gun: Well, yeah- how do you think he hurt his leg? more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: What, a guy can't be prepared just in case his horse breaks a leg? Isn't this America? more » Sigerson: GOD BLESS AMERICA more » -
#preakness
If You Ban It, They Won't Come
"It" being "unlimited beer." This, and six other cogent reasons why this year's Preakness might be Baltimore's last. More » -
#kentuckyderby
The Time Is Right For America's Baddest Horse Trainer
Ok, this has been bugging me since Saturday, so I have to ask—was trainer Bennie Woolley Jr. carrying a gun at the Kentucky Derby? (Probably not—but wouldn't it have been great if he had been?) More » -
#horseracing
Actually, Port-A-Jumping Is A Rich Horse Racing Tradition
So another reader has checked in and claims that the art of port-a-john jumping was actually perfected at the Kentucky Derby in 2007, as these photos demonstrate. More » -
#horseracing
Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy
His name is Frank Casatelli, but you know him better as the drunk guy who tried to jump from the top of one port-a-john to another at the infield at Pimlico Racetrack last year. More »
