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    Steve U: Man, they're really going low-rent for this Magneto Origins movie. more »
    DeepFriar: Beer will still be served-at the surprisingly reasonable rate of $3.50Just wait until they find out they're served in flouride cups. more »
    ScientificMapp: Oh Natty Boh, the pipes, the pipes need cleaning... more »
    Stev D: As a dude who "likes to check shit out"; whether it be a drunk chick, a cool car, a radio t-shirt giveaway, or even just a large dog napping in the sh... more »
    Hatey McLife: I feel bad that those guys can't jump from port-a-potty to port-a-potty anymore. This means the next thing to go airborne in Baltimore will probably b... more »
    Hey Otis!: Hitting people with 12-oz projectiles may be Baltimore's thing but 40oz. projectiles are Philly's thing. more »
    David Hume: Fans will no longer be allowed to haul massive coolers full of Busch Light Good. The goddamn mountains up here were getting too crowded, anyways. more »
    Hatey McLife: I think old bloody chest up there will be recall "When I became an embarrassment to Baltimore." as the reason he chose to join AA. more »
    Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Okay, but they can still Bring Their Own cargo shorts and backwards baseball caps, right? more »
    Fogg: Well, the infield port-o-johns at the Pimlico have replaced "bar bathroom" as the place I would least want to take a shit. more »
    UkraineNotWeak: I believe running the Pimlico Beer Gauntlet is what killed Johnny Unitas. more »
    Gourmet Spud: Baltimore's ban on drunk people in the infield is the only thing keeping them from trading for Barry Zito. more »
    BarbarobicsInstructor: Why is it that I loved college, but as soon as I was done I immediately adopted a hatred of all college students? more »
    X-tacle: "I'm definitely not going this year, and I don't know anyone who is," James Reiter furiously typed on his mom's computer. "ZZ Top seems lame to me. I'... more »
    ArkansasFred: Banning BYOB is a nice first step but whatever happened to a good old fashioned genocide? more »
  • #preaknessstakes

    Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet

    The 134th Preakness Stakes will take place on Saturday afternoon, but a tradition even older than that has sadly seen its last running—Pimlico Race Course has ended its BYOB infield policy. More »
  • #horseracing

    Old Boy Network To Let Broad Run In Preakness

    Calvin Borel will dump his 50-1 miracle horse to ride Rachel Alexandra—a chick!—in the Preakness, the first Kentucky Derby-winning jockey to switch rides between the two Triple Crown races. [AP]
  • #horseracing

    Meet The Preakness Jump Failure Guy

    His name is Frank Casatelli, but you know him better as the drunk guy who tried to jump from the top of one port-a-john to another at the infield at Pimlico Racetrack last year. More »
  • #horseracing

    A Cherished Preakness Tradition Is No More

    The Maryland Jockey Club is ending the long-standing tradition of spectators bringing their own beer onto the infield at the Preakness Stakes. We like to think we had something to do with that. More »
  • #preaknessstakes

    Big Brown Wins Preakness, Thinks, "Boy, I Am Hungry"

  • #breakaleg

    Preakness: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • #runningoftheportableshittersalreadyunderway

    Previewing the Running of the Horses

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