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more about #puns more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: And also Tom Dempoey. Who the hell did that half-footed fuck think he was? That couldnt have been legal kicking like that. It's like arm-wrestling wit... more » Clarence Rosario: While I'm sure the town of New Orleans is lovely, it bears total responsibility for any co-opted Southern Gothic kitsch now permeating the American la... more » Artie Fufkin: Their fans are now wearing reusable grocery bags on their heads. more » Steve U: Clearly, Luna Lovegood never should've left Hogwarts. more » UpstateUnderdog: Can you buy Dixie beer at Saints games? If so it would be another reason why the Saints suck. more » Hatey McLife: While I'm sure the town of New Orleans is lovely... I feel the same way, but maybe it's because my only visit there followed a two month stay in a Po... more » Weed Against Speed: I'll throw any good material into the post and give you proper credit. Bonus points if the story involves someone shitting their pants. more » Kid Canada: There's no way that the ghost of Mina Brees doesn't push one or two key field goals wide right this season. more » Gourmet Spud: I bet Thomas can't wait to get traded out of New Orleans so he can go back to being called "Peter" more » Bobby Big Wheel: I haven't seen a red snapper mistreated like that since I was on tour with Led Zeppelin. more » Mordochronic: Is that a record for rhetorical questions in one article? more » Kid Canada: I prefer to read Mariotti's column using Auto-Tune: I WRITE A COLUMN! I WRITE A COLUMN! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, 'CAUSE I WRITE A SPORTS COLUMN! I WRITE... more » Tiger_Tanaka: The great thing about him is that he remains a douchebag at any word count. That always shines through. more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Only douche to rewrite history without a pen/No byline anymore let the screed begin… Death of Autosummarize - Jay-M more » Katni: Shows how behind the times YOU are, Craggs. Kids these days only plagiarize Wikipedia. more » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Jay Mariotti On Erin Andrews, AutoSummarized
"Why was the Internet ... giving semi-lives to people with no lives?" thunders Mariotti, who writes for the Internet. The column goes on in this vein for 1,500 words. Let's send this through Microsoft Word's AutoSummarize function, shall we? More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
It's Always The Clarinet Section That Suffers Most
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
