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more about #quicklink more comments → Kid Canada: ECW! ECW! ECW! #timfloyd more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: "Pay for mayo? No thanks, pal. I know how that works out." #timfloyd more » ClintonPortishead: With Tim Floyd prominently involved, I'm going to assume the fight ended in the first round. #timfloyd more » Steve U: This headline is dangerously close to provoking a Ray Parker, Jr. copyright infringement suit. #timfloyd more » Phintastic: That was almost as intense as that pillow fight that Larry Eustachy broke up at the sorority house. #timfloyd more » AzureTexan: "Yeah, can I get a One-Armed-Bandit Burger with large fries, a medium Coke and a serious ass-whooping?" #timfloyd more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Luckily, Floyd was gambling at The Korova milkbar. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what he w... more » OchentaYcinco: God, I've been sitting here for an hour watching the memorial procession for the officers who were killed here in Pittsburgh on Saturday, then I come ... more » Jefferson Tardship: I fucking hate it when good people get hurt or killed as a result of [careless/irresponsible/stupid/all of the above] people. more » ghostsoftheSCupcountry: CHRIST...and I see the facebookers are out today. I hoped the weather/serious news combo would run them off. Pete's gonna be busy today. My prayers to... more » Juancho: Seriously, ESPN...how is this not the feature story, with a graphic, on your front page? A little more important than the Masters at the moment. more » Juancho: Good gracious. And I drive a Mitsubishi! (2007 Galant) Ironically, said Mitsubishi was purchased after I was in a horrible accident that totaled my Ol... more » Dead Wrestlers Society: Very sad. I would take this opportunity to remind people that just because you have a green light and someone else has a red, doesn't mean they are go... more » Chad Sexington a/k/a CW: Didn't look like they had a chance. Sickening. more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: There have been a ton of hit and runs out here lately. WTF? more » -
#whimsy
When Ladies Start Throwing Chairs In A Casino Cafeteria, It's Time To Call Tim Floyd
Luckily, before this devolved into some serious Latina ultra-violence, disgraced former USC basketball coach Tim Floyd was there to calmly intervene. Brain go boom. [HermsPerm] -
#nickadenhart
More About Adenhart Accident...
"Several witnesses told police that the driver of a red minivan ran a red light at the intersection, hitting a silver Mitsubishi carrying four people..." [LA Times] -
#nba
Actually, It Should Be Changed to "Free Marko"
Newlywed Marko Jaric is the mystery Grizzlies player accused of sexual assault. What, Adriana Lima isn't good enough? [SI] -
#whimsy
New Jersey Nets Unveil Latest Gay Asian Stuffed Panda Dance Troupe To Get The Crowd Hype
It seems the Nets are really pushing this "Robo-Tripping Tuesdays" promotion pretty hard. First 1,000 ticket holders get to watch Nets basketball then FREAK THE FUCK OUT. [YouTube] -
#michaelphelps
An "Omega 4:20" Watch Would Be The Perfect Accessory
It turns out Michael Phelps wasn't completely negligent of his endorsement contracts — at least he was wearing an Omega watch while he conversed with Captain Bongee. [CNBC] -
#rinkuanddanesh
Rinku And Dinesh Tap Barry Bonds For Insight Into Mysterious "Pirates city"
"Rinku and I going Barry Bonds house. We talking Barry Bonds sir about Pirates city. [W]e learning Willie Stargell, Dave Parker, Roberto Clemente. We learning coaches. We liking Barry Bonds best." [The Million Dollar Arm] -
#timtebow
Tim Tebow's Got Something In His Veins, Bloodier Than Blood
"...[A] halo of fans and reporters that moved with him, someone saw his eyes roll back and he had to grab one of the police officers shielding him to steady himself." [Palm Beach Post] -
#peytonmanning
Peyton Manning Won't Be Twittering Anytime Soon
"It's not the right fit for Peyton, he's not that spontaneous. If Peyton did it he would plan it all out and make sure he did the best - he wouldn't have any typos." [NYT] -
