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more about #randyjohnson more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: so that's not Richard Roundtree? - 99% of the people at Fenway last night more » supermike5alive: hello? the Sox only retire #s of HOF players (save for Pesky). more » BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples: Jim Rice's number retired at Fenway He was further honored with his very own drinking fountain. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Of course Madden is using Sabotage in its soundtrack. It gave Nathan Wind a 90 rating. more » UkraineNotWeak: I knew there would come a day when Deadspin featured a picture of Johnsons touching. Fortunately, this is not the way I thought it would be. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: If the Nats may have as long a career as Johnson they could conceivably get to 300. more » ArkansasFred: He certainly is an inspiration to teenagers with skeezy, wispy mustaches everywhere. more » the earl of weaver: Prepare yourself for the inevitable infringement lawsuit by pharmaceutical company Johnson and Johnson, Randy. more » SteveJeltzFan: That's one win for every fan in attendance last night. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: This celebration is premature, methinks. He's got a helluva long way to go to catch up with Methuselah on the career wins board. more » DeepFriar: All this talk of Johnsons and skewering... more » ToobularBoobularJoy: I bet Milton Berle scoffs at the Big Unit. more » Karlifornia: After that game, Johnson was on a Sweet Valle High! more » ScientificMapp: I'm pretty sure the ump in question was John McSherry. He was eager to get to the "Do 100 shots of Ranch Dressing" "competition being held that aftern... more » HockeyMountain: There hasn't been a more egregious case of a maked man making inappropriate calls from behind someone else's home since Albert Belle called his ex-wife. more » -
#watercoolerfodder
Heck Of A Career, Jim, But Can You DH Tomorrow?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#mlb
Your Last 300-Game Winner
Did you enjoy Randy Johnson's afternoon skewering of the Nationals? Because you'll probably never get a chance to see that again. (The 300th win part, not the Nationals getting skewered.) [Jayson Stark; Seattle Times] -
#mlb
The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
Tom Verducci wrote up Randy Johnson in last week's Sports Illustrated and included this odd — and oddly unnoticed — anecdote: More » -
#mlb
Giants Acquire Baseball's Most Formidable Mullet
In case you hadn't heard, Randy Johnson is now a San Francisco Giant. One year, $8 million. You're welcome, ladies of the Bay Area. [San Francisco Chronicle] -
#oldguys
When An Old Athlete Is Put Out To Stud
Nothing in sports makes us feel older than when an athlete retires; often, we remember when they first came into the league, and realize that an entire career has passed while we slowly lurched closer to death. It's an uplifting feeling. More » -
