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more about #rants more comments → When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir: I think I heard a, "All you're doing is making me more famous." in there. But then again my Spanish is a bit outdated, hackneyed and over-the-top. #di... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is the most surprising turn involving a Diego since that time in 6th grade when a game of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? ended with her ... more » johnny_carsick: i'd translate but i'm at work. christ, our most talented national team in years, and they pick diego to lead them into battle. the last time diego ma... more » ArkansasFred: I love that Eddie Murphy bit too, Diego. "Suck it and suck it and take my big black stuff..." more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: NB: keep it mostly tongue-and-lip while sucking off Maradona. If you must, you are only allowed to employ the Hand of God. #diegomaradona more » ScientificMapp: My high-school Spanish confirms that he uses a variation of the verb "chupar", which means "to suck." My high-school Spanish also has me convinced tha... more » FlakJack: Reached for comment, Jimmy the Greek noted, "Arum's right, you know. And until those skinheads start breeding for size and strength, MMA will never ha... more » Gravy: "GMA is nothing but skin tips, home essentials. It's garbage." - Matt Lauer more » Hatey McLife: Arum also complained that boxers' training diets no longer contain Dodo egg smoothies. more » ClintonPortishead: It's horrible. Guys rolling around like homosexuals on the ground. Wasn't that Custer's official recap of Little Big Horn? more » Civil Negligence: held a press conference at Yankee Stadium today to announce a fight that's taking place in Las Vegas Rumor has it Mo Green is strong-arming him. more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Skinheaded homosexuality is the only way to prevent the future gooback boxers from coming back and taking our jobbbbs! more » Beer-Fart: There is nothing at all gay about a champion boxer wearing women's fishnet lingerie. more » UpstateUnderdog: Welcome to the gayest part of America, Alabama! The pom pom in his back pocket proves it. more » ManchuCandidate: Oh Ricky, lose your shit Lose your shit, you throw a fit, hey Ricky, hey Ricky more » -
#soccer
Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
Argentina's greatest soccer hero has caught a lot of flack since taking over the national team and leading them almost nowhere. But after dramatically securing a last-minute World Cup berth, he let loose with an epic kiss-my-ass tirade. More » -
#boxing
Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
If boxing wants to win the war against MMA, you know what it needs more of? Grumpy old white guys willing to provide insulting, homophobic, possibly racist rants about its rival audience. Take it away, Bob Arum! More » -
#collegefootball
Alabama Fan Is Not Pleased About That Last Call
Not only did college football return to us last weekend, it brought back a classic genre of the YouTube age—the overstimulated SEC fan boiling over with rage as they watch their team fail on TV. More » -
#collegebasketball
Rick Pitino Has Had It With You Lying Liars
Earlier today, police released videotapes of the interviews with Karen Sypher where she accused Rick Pitino of all that bad stuff. Well, Pitino did not like that one bit and he's got the angry press conference rant to prove it. More » -
#nfl
GUEST RANT: The Flea-Flicker
Since this is the biggest sports audience I will probably ever have, I might as well go public with my longstanding NFL rant: the flea-flicker is not a trick-play. It's a play-fake. And it should be called once a quarter. More » -
#mlb
Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
You see them at every baseball game. The obsessive geeks who stake out batting practice and clamor over beautiful girls just to get random fly balls from third-string catchers. But now they're refining their tactics and upping their demands. More » -
#wadeboggs
Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
What do you get when you combine a 3,000-hit Hall Of Famer, apple pie, a bucket of Miller High Life, and a microphone? An epic anti-steroid rant from Wade Boggs. Stop cheating Americana, baby! More » -
#collegebaseball
Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
There are few things people enjoy more than listening to an angry parent complain about their kid's lack of playing time, but when it's a single-page, 16,000-word website with lots of CAPS LOCK, that's a different story. More » -
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#rants
Let Me Tell You Something About Birmingham, Alabama
Apparently, some readers took issue with my recent characterization of Birmingham, Alabama, as a decrepit backwater devoid of all culture and sophistication. Wait, did I not say that? Because I should have. More »
