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more about #rap more comments → Jefferson Tardship: More like Autzen Douche, amirite? more » FEAST: ...The lyrics focus on football, delicate roses, tau, the demand for competition, the indefiniteness of existence... more » A Duck With a Lisp: Doing a song about a duck puts you in the same company as Rick Dees. more » Karlifornia: I smell roses This song is about overcoming Groat's Disease, and they left out the second part: I taste peaches more » ArkansasFred: Not many hardcore rap songs begin with the phrase "holy moly" and then rhyme "Lego" and "Eggos," Tell that to Das Efx. more » Steve U: Floor-Slapper's Delight #jjredick more » Kid Canada: the direction we're heading on the song has to deal with ‘waste management,' If he's rapping about taking a shit, I might be willing to give it a l... more » Brazil Thrill: A few other title suggestions: •Big Floppin' •99 Minutes (Per Season) •Straight Outta Durham •Walk This Way (To The Bench) •DNP - CD #jjredick more » Business_Socks: Hello Pasty more » Phintastic: I look forward to their second single, which I hear is going to deal with electrical grids. #jjredick more » bluebears: Trust me, the main difference between her now and her in the linked photo is the pair of unflattering jeans and MAYBE 5 pounds. You have no idea the p... more » hypocriteoath: Note to Deadspin community: "FUPA" is really not that funny AND you guys have gone over the maximum allowable yearly usage for the word in merely one ... more » Kid Canada: "Five-alarm chili eh? We'll see. One...two.......hey, what's the big idea?" "Ohhh, you're right, it's only two alarm. Two and a half, tops. I just wan... more » sir_pantsalot: You put your FUPA in. You put your FUPA out. You put your FUPA in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around and ... more » Kid Canada: That Simpson thinks she's the Pope of Chili Town! more » -
#collegefootball
Oregon-Based Rappers Request Permission To Show You Their "O"
Not many hardcore rap songs begin with the phrase "holy moly" and then rhyme "Lego" and "Eggos," but then not that many people write raps songs about ducks. Spit that fire, gentlemen.... More » -
#nba
J.J. Redick's Got A Rap Album
Of course he does. The Magic guard will be heading a "supergroup," which is a generous term when Jonathan Clay Redick is the most famous member. More » -
#dallascowboys
Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
Dear VH1: Please develop a reality series starring Terrell Owens, in which he examines his many personal problems with his publicists. P.S., I am not a crackpot. More » -
#superbowlxlii
Best. Super Bowl Party. Ever.
Um, I think we found our winner — and runner-up — for this year's best Super Bowl party. Seriously. If Will doesn't take a field trip to this ... well, I'll kill him. I don't care if he has a book. More » -
