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more about #rayemery more comments → Dany Heatley Speedwagon: All units be on the lookout for a man who has beat up a trainer. Suspect is hatless... I repeat, hatless. more » MattinglysSideburns: The ferocious bear on Emery's jersey should have been reason enough for the trainer to keep away. more » ClintonPortishead: Ray Charles never liked hats either; of course he always just thought he was being tea-bagged. more » Juancho: I also love, "Dreger: Incident should not affect Emery's chances of future return to NHL"... No, I'd say getting beat like a rented mule five times in... more » Gourmet Spud: The same thing happens when I try to put a Superman cape on my German Sheppard. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: "What are you doing with a sponsor's hat? When I told you no sponsor's hats ever!" more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: I get where you're coming from Mr. Emery. I don't like wearing hats either because they mess up my hair...may I recommend a hairmet? + Watch video ... more » Juancho: Wha? Sorry, I was hypnotized by Darren Dreger's tie, I think it was one of them Magic Eye thingees. more » Weed Against Speed: If I were to venture a guess, I would say Ray Emery's favorite song is The Safety Dance. more » -
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Apparently, Ray Emery Doesn't Like Hats
I don't know if a hat killed former Ottawa goaltender Ray Emery's father or if they just make his head scratchy, but if you ask him to wear one he will straight up murder you. More »
