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more about #richardgasquet more comments → dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: He deserves more than a suspension if he's going down on hookers. more » sir_pantsalot: That reminds me of what my dad would always say: "If they don't have any cocaine somewhere on them then they are not worth having around" more » Hatey McLife: That same excuse bailed me out of multiple missed homework assignments in 1st grade. more » Matt Sussman: Actually the lamest excuse would be that he kissed a level 70 cleric who was equipped with +2 Powder Of Olfactory Healing. more » Steve U: The woman? Martina Hingis. more » Civil Negligence: That still doesn't explain the g-string he is wearing. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The woman said that the only thing she could taste on the frenchmen's lips was European-style SOCIALISM. /weekly standard'd more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Little known fact: Cocaine is a delicacy in the Republic of Bullshit. more » StuScott Booyahs: And to think, all this time I've been snorting blow off the wrong part of a hooker's anatomy. more » UkraineNotWeak: "Sprint Cup Series driver Jeremy Mayfield became the first driver suspended under NASCAR's new drug testing policy. He is suspended indefinitely after... more » -
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Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
French tennis player Richard Gasquet told officials that the reason he tested positive for cocaine last March was because he kissed a woman who had cocaine on her lips....and that worked! Suspension over! It's strip club time! [BBC] -
#drugs
"Prescribed Medicines" Getting Some Bad Press This Week
Two more sports have been hit by positive drug tests. Shockingly, one of them isn't cycling. More »
