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more about #richeisen more comments → Weed Against Speed: Internet Paralyzed By Michael Vick To Buffalo Rumors Kevin Everett agrees. more » Bobby Big Wheel: We're using Twitter as a source? What's next, The Big Lead? more » NordoftheBlings: Interesting that "Buffalo" contains U, F & L. more » Karlifornia: Buffalo, where the town motto is "Well, at least Bud Dry won again" more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I heard Vick disrupted a town hall meeting held by Senator John Ensign in Nevada and then Ensign admitted he and Vick were having a affair and then Ma... more » Matt Sussman: As everyone knows, the only way to fight clubhouse cancer is with extreme radiation. more » ClintonPortishead: There hasn't been this much confusion in Buffalo since somebody asked for a size medium. more » ClueHeywood: The sports world is drowning in these electric rumors! more » Pesti-Esti: I didn't know Gremlins could have massive erections, the only thing mine had was a busted tie rod. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: JohnBobbit: I've just been alerted to my twitter getting hacked. more » Steve U: Curiously, the gremlin only appears when you feed Rich Eisen whiskey after midnight. more » Kid Canada: Chris Hanson Twittered me yesterday as I was walking past a preschool and told me I was so horny. I thought the guy was just getting really good at hi... more » Starburied: REAL_JASON_WHITLOCK: I am so horny. about 3 hours ago from salad bar more » Civil Negligence: Chris Collinsworth turns me on, too. more » Gourmet Spud: I hate immigrants and homosexuals. more » -
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Internet Paralyzed By Michael Vick To Buffalo Rumors
Have you heard?! Michael Vick and Tony Dungy are in Buffalo right now signing an eighteen-year deal worth $4 billion. Or maybe he's not in New York State at all? Maybe you're the one who's like....trapped in Buffalo, man! More » -
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Rich Eisen Thanks You For Your Concern About His Horninesss
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