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more about #rickankiel more comments → The Devil and Daniel Murphy: This tragedy finally opens up a spot for underutilized veteran Roy Hobbs more » Hustler of Culture: Right now he's thinking that being a so-so pitcher sounds pretty good more » ScientificMapp: When the Cards visit the Queen City, Rick will really Play the Game of baseball. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: two chicks at the same time man! more » The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Why Rick Ankiel, you look like somebody walked all over your grave more » UkraineNotWeak: Gurantee that Ankiel follows Ashton Kucher on Twitter. more » Matt Sussman: If mustaches are the key to hitting, this explains Dick Van Dyke's .182 career average. more » ClintonPortishead: As opposed to labia secular, which is latin for "Simone de Beauvoir's vagina." more » Hatey McLife: is responsible for his increased production at the plate. And HGH is responsible for his decreased production of semen. more » ScientificMapp: What does he do when he gets bubbly-gum in the old push-broom? more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Each moustache ride comes with a free black t-shirt. more » ArkansasFred: It's also responsible for his recently destroyed asshole and crushing sense of shame. more » NordoftheBlings: When's he a free agent? Can't wait till Dick Ankiel is the hottest thing on the market. more » Bobby Big Wheel: He's also changing his phone number because of harassment from, ahem, a fan. more » apostles03: Apropos of nothing, I always thought Dick Button had the funniest name everwhen I was a kid. more » -
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What About His Face? Did Something Happen To Rick Ankiel's Face?
The Rickster was hospitalized after crashing face first into the center field wall last night. Doctors say he might not have been hurt at all if only he had kept the mustache. [Missourinet] -
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Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
According to the American Mustache Institution, Ankiel's "labia secula" (Latin for "lip sweater", apparently) is responsible for his increased production at the plate. [AMI] -
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Goodbye Rick Ankiel, Hello Dick
"Ankiel has been preoccupied recently about when it is age appropriate for him to shorten his given name, Richard, to "Dick" instead of "Rick.""[StLToday] -
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Everybody come by and say hi to Mr. Ankiel at 3:30 ET today. [Cardinals.com]
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What if Rick Ankiel had never stopped pitching? Sigh. [Ballhype]
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SHOTY First Round: Sean Salisbury Vs. Rick Ankiel
After almost a week off, the 2007 SHOTY Tournament returns with a matchup of two very different human beings. More » -
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Roy Hobbs Strikes Again ... And Again
Since the weekend we spent in St. Louis for Rick Ankiel's first games, we've done our best to take it easy on the coverage around here. Not because we didn't want to, but because we were afraid if we kept down that road, before we knew it, every post would be about him. And you might not like that. More »
