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more about #rickeyhenderson more comments → Juancho: I would have been more impressed if she had written, "BECAUSE OF RICKEY, I FINALLY GOT SOME DICKEY". more » Kid Canada: Rickey made it cool to get to second or third base by stealing your way there. That's hall of fame worthy right there. more » Karlifornia: When her husband climaxes, he yells "SAN DIEGO SURF DAWGS" at the top of his lungs more » Matt Sussman: I refuse to acknowledge any baseball sign unless it's an acrostic for the TV station filming the event, which also notes what will appear on said TV s... more » NonBojangler: That was actually Jonah Keri's wife. The finished sign said "Rickey - we got married because of Youppi". more » Bobby Big Wheel: I wouldn't make the Vows column because I don't have any Ivy degrees. But if I concoct a story about meeting because of an athlete I could get a featu... more » Steve U: Rickey Henderson has the power vested in him to unite man and woman, reports this piece of cardboard. Man, you guys never let up on Mortensen, do you? more » ScientificMapp: Someone once said about Rickey, "If you cut him in half, you'd have two Hall-of-Famers," Rickey responded, "Shit, ain't nobody cuttin' me in half. I'm... more » MattinglysSideburns: Answer your phone, Rickey! Answer your phone! more » Doinker: Rickey Henderson petitioned for a Hall of Fame team, but was denied when Rickey was told that Ted Williams' head does not count as a legal outfielder. more » Starburied: "I might have lost a step or two, but I learned a step or two in knowledge that I can pick a pitch and walk to second base," And that pitch is called... more » Bobby Big Wheel: That's nothing. I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus rolling down Highway 41. more » Gourmet Spud: • Has forced psychiatrists to develop a new diagnosis called "The Good Kind of Batshit Insane". more » Shakey: • Clinically insane. more » HockeyMountain: "I" , "Me". Ricky, It's like I don't even know who Ricky is anymore. The Ricky I know would never use pronouns. more » -
#romance
The Rickey Henderson Lovebirds Explain Themselves
Remember when you all made your jokey jokes at the expense of the couple, united by the majesty that is Rickey, who flew to Cooperstown for his induction? Well, they read Deadspin. Don't you feel bad now? More » -
#duan
In Celebration Of A Hall Of Fame Yente
In some countries, marriages are arranged. But in America — where love reigns supreme — Rickey Henderson has the power vested in him to unite man and woman, reports this piece of cardboard. More » -
#mlb
That's A Terrible Bingo Card
A reminder: Rickey Henderson goes into the Hall of Fame Sunday, which means he'll give a speech. Plan your lives accordingly. [Razzball] -
#rickey
Who Said Rickey Was Retired? It Wasn't Rickey!
Thanks for the plaque, Baseball Hall of Fame. But just for the record, Rickey isn't through yet. Anyone need a 50-year-old outfielder? More » -
#mlb
Rickey Would Like To Thank Everyone Who Made This Possible (Especially Rickey)
Rickey Henderson was swept into the Baseball Hall of Fame today with a landslide majority of 511 votes, while others received a few less. More » -
#media
Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
The Hall of Fame voting comes out in a couple of hours, so it's only appropriate that we check in with our old friend Corky Simpson, the writer who did not vote for Rickey Henderson. More » -
#media
Ancient Journalist Apologizes For Chasing Rickey Henderson Off Of His Lawn
Retired Tucson Citizen columnist Corky Simpson says he's very sorry for leaving Rickey Henderson off of his Hall of Fame ballot, and also that they've apparently canceled Murder, She Wrote. More » -
#mlb
Octogenarian Writer Leaves Rickey Henderson Off HOF Ballot; Hilarity Ensues
Rickey Henderson is a lock to be voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame, but will he be the first-ever unanimous selection? Sadly, no ... thanks to this man!
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