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more about #rickneuheisel more comments → VTBen: Rick Neuheisel is totally picking Furman to lose in the first round next year... more » Karlifornia: Fact: Hr. Henry drives a Jaguar more » NordoftheBlings: But it's going to be so hard for UCLA to find a replacement douche... more » Katni: Fact: I was practice player of the week as a freshman multiple times. I'm not sure that "tackling dummy" really counts as a position. more » J-No: Fact: The way that picture of me is cropped it looks like my teammate is going to let me cum on his face. more » UkraineNotWeak: NO ONE DENIES ANY OF THIS more » Bobby Big Wheel: The press release was actually drafted by Forcier's publicist, Joe Friday. more » Katni: So basically, the spoiled little rich kid is taking his marbles and stomping off to a school that almost no one has heard of. That'll show 'em. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Fact: I completely ripped off David Hume's joke from earlier in the day. more » J-No: It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect! more » Kid Canada: I guess they're looking for someone who can bomb from long range. more » jussstabitoutside: The Zooker opted to one up their bad-assness and head to the Sudan to fight a guerilla war. more » Hatey McLife: Joe Paterno would have made the trip, but he swore he wouldn't return to the Middle East, after that incident at Mary Magdalene's sweet sixteen. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Rich Rodriguez decided not to make the trip. He already has a solid gold bidet at home. more » Artie Fufkin: I am surprised that Tuberville I am found the free time to go to Iraq. more » -
#collegefootball
UCLA QB Announces Transfer Via Bizarre Press Release
Fact: A redshirt sophomore named Chris Forcier is leaving UCLA to play ball at Furman. Fact: His family decided to announce the move with one of the more batshit loony press releases you'll ever read. More » -
#uclabruins
A quick roundup of UCLA's decision to hire Rick Neuheisel. [Bruins Nation]
