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more about #rivalries more comments → Kid Canada: "Well, you know I hate Utah people, so I let it be known. I don't like Utah people and I don't like to be around Utah people. I am Utah-phobic. I don'... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: This calls for Blood Atonement. /must stop reading Jon Krakauer books more » norbizness: Given the retrograde political and religious climate there, I say arm them with thermonuclear weapons. You won't even be able to tell the difference w... more » Jes St.Lawrence: My greatest fear is that some deranged alum from either school is going to go home and beat his wives. more » Chamomiles Davis: I always figured the main source of the BYU-Utah rivalry was a disagreement over whether Jesus was of Celtic or Scandinavian descent. more » Artie Fufkin: Did people smuggle beer in just to pour it on Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. and Mrs. Hall? more » Artie Fufkin: Big Hate. more » David Hume: And it felt really good... so it is a game I will always remember." Don't get too used to that, kid. - Ben Roethlisberger more » DirkToberFest: Revenge is a dish best served with a wafer... by one of your many wives. more » ClintonPortishead: So don't listen to those Mormons, buddy. Hold on to your rage and let it feed your soul. It's healthy for you! Those are the worst Dylan Thomas spark... more » roland_t_flakfizer: "Hall is a whiny b——, just like all Cougars and their fans." Screw you. My woman prefers to be called "mature" anyway. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Things really escalkated out-of-hand when later that night Hall dedicated an Ugly Kid Joe song to Utah on the local pop radio station's live request h... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Hall then continued on in a whiney, pre-pubescent voice: "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the m... more » UpstateUnderdog: If you have hate in your heart, let it out. White power! more » ClintonPortishead: Who knew 50 Cent wore platform shoes? more » -
#collegefootball
Hated Rivals No Longer Allowed To Hate Each Other
BYU's Max Hall led his team to an incredible overtime win against hated rival Utah, but now he's been forced to apologize for hating his rival? I thought that was the whole point. More » -
#rivalries
Showing Signs: Marv Albert And 50 Cent Now Have Beef
Marv Albert appeared on Wednesday's ¡Jimmy Kimmel Live! So did 50 Cent. This encounter could end in only one way: with fisticuffs. More » -
#olympics
Canada Bogarting Its 2010 Olympic Venues
Canada—a country known planet-wide for its legendary rudeness and treachery—is denying foreign athletes access to Olympics sites in the run-up to the Vancouver Games, in order to protect their precious home-snow advantage. Oh....it is on, hosers. More » -
#mlb
Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets
Back in the days of the old National League East, it was the St. Louis Cardinals that declared themselves mortal enemies of the New York Mets. But even time and realignment can't stop Jack Clark from holding a grudge. More » -
#stlouiscardinals
Now, Is This Better Or Worse Than "Horry Kow?"
This shirt, worn at Busch Stadium by one cuddly Cardinal fan, was shown off proudly without security hassles. At least the fan with the "Cubs Suck" shirt was forced to turn his inside out. [JSF] -
#collegebasketball
Washington Hoops Player Uses Twitter To Get Back At Prankster
The old "get rival player's phone number and call him 25 times in the middle of the night" gag recently spiced up the Washington-Washington State rivalry—especially after the offender forgot about about caller ID. More » -
#collegebasketball
Maryland Would Like To Know If Duke Has Prince Albert In A Can
Jokesters on a Maryland message board posted the phone number of the hotel that Duke's hoops team was staying in last night and the results were a sad indictment of the current state of college pranks. More » -
#australianopen
Eastern European Grudge Matches Settled On Tennis Court
What's this? Another Australian Open update? It seems Croatian and Serbian fans are not getting along in Melbourne, which is shocking because they've known each other for so long! [Fanhouse] -
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#lendalewhite
LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
It's been well-established that LenDale White says what he wants, when he wants. Apparently, what he wants now is to humiliate the UCLA Bruins, and one Bruin specifically—Maurice Jones-Drew. More »
