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more about #robots more comments → DougOLis: So you're saying the Japanese invented a glorified pitching machine...? Good for them I guess. more » Clarence Rosario: BALL-E? more » ClickClickThud: The Fox Network is in preliminary talks for a Batting Stance Bot. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: You must see this droid safely delivered to my father on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Dusty Baker! You're my only hope! more » Mr. Praline: Hank Aaron XXIV remains unimpressed, still worst player of all time. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Baseball writers will love them because they will all have a clutch. more » ClueHeywood: The system goes on-line July 24th, 2009. Human decisions are removed from baseball. Bat-bot increases consistency at a geometric rate. Pitch-bot becom... more » Torgo's Executive Powder: Well of course the batter-bot can hit the ball every time, the ball doesn't have seams. Everyone knows a robot can't hit a curveball. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: But can their Bro-bots be douchey 100% of the time like ours? more » Civil Negligence: The Mets want to know if the robots come with a warranty. more » Greek McPapadopoulos: Three things about this video that are scary: 1). The shit that's flying out of the missing arm. 2). The angry eyebrows that popped out of the head. 3... more » -
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Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
Japanese nerds have invented baseball-playing robots with talent far exceeding our own Major League all-stars and they don't require Gatorade or HGH. Well, I guess that's it. We had a great ride, humanity, but our time has passed. More »
