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more about #robparker more comments → VTBen: Upon hearing Parker's resignation, the editor of the Detroit News asked Parker's mother-in-law if she wished her daughter had married a better journal... more » Weed Against Speed: "I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?" more » pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: It's always a good idea to resign one's job in the state of Michigan. Plenty of other fish in the sea. more » Stev D: Isn't Rob Parker the host of "The Prize is Right?" more » Mr. Praline: That was the same advice she gave OJ Simpson about being a running back. That turned out well. more » FEAST: Lesson #2: When your 15 minutes of fame expire, just make up a story about stabbing somebody. more » Shakey: Yeah, but are you: more » Matt_T: THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD: more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Coincindentally, some of Parker's first assignments were on Monica Seles. more » ClintonPortishead: Ray Lewis went to Journalism school? more » Matt Sussman: That's funny, because my professor at assassin school said I should "ask clarifying questions and write using the inverted pyramid." more » shea_guevara: Of course, he left the professor's office before she finished. "Wait, maybe I'm thinking about butchering a pig. I always get that confused with journ... more » Doyle McPoyle: Kevin Mitchell's degree from Columbia Veterinary School is looking more suspicious by the second. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: His professor was actually Harry Morgan... more » Alligator Arms: "Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings... more » -
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Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
Former Detroit News journalist Rob Parker knows that this Rod Marinelli/resignation situation looks bad, but that's not the case at all. He's just a newspaper man, doing what newspaper men do. More » -
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Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
I wonder if Rob Parker now wishes Rod Marinelli's daughter had married a career counselor, because she probably could have helped him find a new line of work. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
Detroit News columnist Rob Parker says he was just joking when he asked Lions head coach Rod Marinelli if he "wishes his daughter had married a better defensive coordinator?" Wow. Some joke.
