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    Mick: He should have asked Rod if his wife should have given birth to a better son. more »
    pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Rob, does your father-in-law wish his son had married a better writer? more »
    metroville: It actually seems like a harmless joke out of context, but then when you watch it transpire, it's unpleasant. In other words, it's exactly like the De... more »
    André Roussimoff: Hey, I had to hear "I wish my daughter was marrying a better economist" comments all weekend. more »
    HockeyMountain: The only thing lower than being chastised by Terry Bradshaw for asking stupid questions is being rechastised by Emmit Smith for unproper English. more »
    Jews For Purple Jesus: Sometime next year after Kitna throws a game ending INT. Parker: You're always thanking God for your abilities, but when you're constantly blowing the... more »
    Weed Against Speed: Fellow Detroit columnist Mitch Albom heard this coming weeks ago. more »
    HockeyMountain: You know, when Helen Thomas asked Obama if he wishes his sister married a better basketball coach no one even flinched. more »
    Juancho: This journalismism belongs on Gawker! more »
    Steve U: Hey, I'm just impressed that Terry Bradshaw both knew what Wikipedia was and was able to spell "douchebag" correctly. more »
    Chuck Knoblockhead: *Chuck Knoblockhead walks through a neighborhood populated with members of the print media banging a large pot with a metal spoon* Bring out yer dead!... more »
    Tuffy: Rob Parker, do you regret your mother had such a poor collection of Johns that could have been your father? /see, that's how it's done, Rob more »
    Carmen McFanzone: Rob, do you wish your dad hadn't banged that retarded hooker? more »
    ClintonPortishead: After this season's coaching performance, he should have asked Marinelli if he wished his father didn't marry his sister. more »
    Weed Against Speed: Parker is going to have to up the ante a bit if he really wants Jon Kitna to dress up as him next Halloween. more »
  • #mediameltdowns

    Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone

    Detroit News columnist Rob Parker says he was just joking when he asked Lions head coach Rod Marinelli if he "wishes his daughter had married a better defensive coordinator?" Wow. Some joke.