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more about #rodmarinelli more comments → bluebears: oh what a jokester! enjoy, Chicago! more » J-No: "Sleep tight, ya morons!" more » Juancho: "Yeah, I've got a chode. That's where your business is fatter than it is lo...." more » Juancho: He was going to go with Jim Mora's classic "Playoffs? Playoffs?!?" til those bastards at Coors ruined the ironic humor in it for everyone involved. more » Steve Sax Pool: Who knew that Detroit's sports media was entirely female? What an era of change we live in. more » Kid Canada: "Hey, Albom, I liked your feature article in Sports Illustrated about how miserable the Detroit sports scene is. I especially liked how you ignored th... more » ClintonPortishead: "You know, I'd say it's about this long, from base to tip" more » Bobby Big Wheel: Ladies... got a press pass? more » J-No: The TARP has gone too far, dammit! more » Enthused_But_Fired: This just in, Rosa Parks and Charles Barkley might have more in common than you think! [sports.espn.go.com] more » The Sports Hernia: I can't believe there's no head in that helmet. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: He's still an improvement on Lovie Smith. more » Shakey: Jared Allen on ESPN and his hair is astounding. It's a mullet ponytail thing! more » UkraineNotWeak: Laws these days make it very beneficial and accomodating to hire the mentally challenged. more » Chamomiles Davis: This should make Chicago fans question if their GM's wife wishes she had married a better GM. more » -
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Rod Marinelli's Long Goodbye
Rod Marinelli's final words to the members of the Detroit media: "Goodbye, ladies." Well played, my friend. Well played. [ProFootballTalk] -
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Rod Marinelli And Matt Millen Are Only Michigan Residents To Find Work
Marinelli actually turned down two other teams, before joining the Chciago Bears as their new assistant head coach and defensive line coach. Wonders never cease. [ESPN] -
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Detroit's Rod Marinelli Receives Least Surprising Firing Ever
The Detroit Lions are...undefeated. They lost all 16 games in impressive fashion this year, and even though coach Rod Marinelli says he's ready to lose 16 more, he has officially been let go. More » -
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How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
This whole Robert Parker/Rod Marinelli press conference situation has suddenly turned a beleaguered, not-so-good coach into a sympathetic character for the last game of a uniquely pathetic Lions season. It's kind of awesome isn't it? More » -
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Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
Detroit News columnist Rob Parker says he was just joking when he asked Lions head coach Rod Marinelli if he "wishes his daughter had married a better defensive coordinator?" Wow. Some joke. -
