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more about #rogerclemens more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: Does anyone even remember what these two lovebirds are fighting about? Aren't they the two with eight kids and he is dating a 22-year-old and she's b... more » Weed Against Speed: Does anyone even remember what these two lovebirds are fighting about? Wasn't it something about Clemens trying to leave McNamee's house when he was ... more » I_Like_TDs: That look is priceless. I'm surprised Clemens hasn't tried to chuck a splintered bat at McNamee and just claim it was heat of the moment. more » Hustler of Culture: video of the world's strongest vagina in action Isn't that what the TO/VH1 ads are for? more » Steve U: Dana White says Shaq wants to fight Brock Lesnar Well, it's not like he hasn't trained for this kind of thing before: more » Weed Against Speed: Boy, the roids have truly ravaged the once youthful and athletic body of Kelly Clemens. Still, Roger is not afraid to show his affection in public. more » NordoftheBlings: Chain, 2-guard stubble & sleeveless black T. Gonna be an EPIC fucking summer at Galveston. more » Weed Against Speed: Can I buy a shirt like Roger is wearing or is it more economical to just cut the sleeves off the one I bought at K-Mart? more » BruschisBrewsky: Oh, and he signs off with "Peace In the Middle East. Seriously, does Clemens spend his free time thinking up new ways to sound like a total douchebag? more » Karlifornia: It appears Clemens is about to take him up on his offer of some "hard candy" more » PenskeMaterial: Peca can afford it. /bitter Oilers fan more » TimCouchFanatic: Th wnnrs? Th frnds wh gt sx-fgr n-shw cnstrctn jbs nd nyn wh lks t stck stff n Rgr Clmns' ss. Hw dd Brdy Qnn gt nvlvd n ll f ths? more » Hatey McLife: You don't see jewel thieves breaking into trailer parks, do you? You forgot about the "CZ Bandit". more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Joe Morgan doesnt have an opinion until he gets some stinky on his hang down... more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: Stealing from the Islanders? For shame! more » -
#lawsuits
Roger Clemens Suit Against Brian McNamee Dismissed
A Texas judge dismissed Clemens' defamation lawsuit against his former trainer Brian McNamee, but McNamee's defamation suit against Clemens will continue in New York. Does anyone even remember what these two lovebirds are fighting about? [Daily News] -
#watercoolerfodder
The Sports News On A Sportsless Day
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#rogerclemens
Roger Clemens Answers Questions From A Curious Houston Fan Base
Upholding a promise he made in May, Roger Clemens answered questions from Houstonist readers about his "situation." He seems in good spirits. Oh, and he signs off with "Peace In the Middle East." Like Diddy. [Houstonist] -
#lawsuits
Financial Scammer Robs NHL Players To Throw Raunchy Parties For MLB Greats (And Joe Morgan)
There are many tales of financial woe to emerge from our economic meltdown, but few are more bizarre than the developer who bilked NHL players out of millions of dollars—only to lavish it on ex-baseball players? More » -
#rogerclemens
Even Brian McNamee Has Become A Pro At Saying Nothing
Clemens' former trainer/abscess-causer gives a fresh "no comment." Also? A crazy fan had McNamee's autograph tattooed on his arm.[NYDN] -
#rogerclemens
Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
It appears Roger Clemens wants to reach out and have an e-mail chat with some of the skeptical, heartbroken Astros fans. Where will he conduct this revealing online q-and-a session? Houstonist. com, of course. More » -
#espn
Roger Clemens Interview Captivates A Deeply Engaged ESPN Sports Nation
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#rogerclemens
Roger Clemens (And Gene Grabowski) Try To Get This Crazy Train Back On Track
Roger Clemens emerged after a year of hibernation to appear on the "Mike and Mike" show to defend himself against some of the latest allegations about his steroid use. He didn't do so hot. More » -
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#mediameltdowns
Clemens To Appear On "Mike And Mike" Tomorrow For A Friendly Chat About Selena Roberts
ESPN will announce that Roger Clemens is scheduled to be on tomorrow's "Mike and Mike" (around 8:25 a.m.) to, presumably, compare Selena Roberts' fact-finding ability to other author's works. It should be enlightening. More » -
#mlb
How Clemens' Retirement May Have Single-Handedly Sunk The Housing Market
At this rate there are going to be more books on Roger Clemens than on Abraham Lincoln ... and why not? Lincoln never kept apartments in 12 different cities for all of his women. More » -
#rogerclemens
Cito Gaston Would Like To Get A Few Things Off Of His Chest
Unlike many others hiding behind anonymity, Blue Jays manager Cito Gaston will come right out and say how he really feels about Roger Clemens. Get your pens ready, scribes, and print this: "He's an asshole." More » -
#duan
Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
This is from an email that was forwarded to us this afternoon that was supposedly taken in a Houston hair salon while Roger Clemens had his highlights touched-up. More » -
#bookexcerpt
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Rocket That Fell To Earth"
Jeff Pearlman's "The Rocket That Fell To Earth" comes out today. It's an unflinching look at how Roger Clemens became one of the most dominating pitchers before and after his alleged steroid use. More » -
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Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
New excerpts from Torre's "The Yankee Years" (insert Tom Verducci yelling "It's not a memoir!" right here) have surfaced. One anecdote tells us how Roger Clemens achieved that anguished look on his face while he pitched. More » -
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George W. Bush Leaves Office Without Helping Roger Clemens
No pardon for The Rocket. Clemens adds W. to list of "dushbags" out to get him. [NYDN] -
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Kirk Radomski Has No Doubt That Roger Clemens Is Lying Through His Pustules
Kirk Radomski's new book "Bases Loaded" is about his life as a high-end dope dealer for major league players. A large chunk of his promotional tour appears to be knee-capping Roger Clemens. More » -
#bestof2008
The Year In...Sexual Trysts
So, the next few days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Road beef, etc. -
#bestof2008
The Year In...Dushdom
So, the next few days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Dushbag central.
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#mlb
Did Mindy McCready Attempt Suicide This Morning?
Not the feel-good story of the holidays: Singer Mindy McCready, forever linked to Roger Clemens following reports of an affair between the two, was hospitalized in an apparent suicide attempt the morning, according to a police spokeswoman. More » -
#2008shoty
SHOTY Elite Eight: Roger Clemens Vs. Isiah Thomas
All right, all the votes have been tallied, and we have our final eight. More »
