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more about #rogerclemensmindymccready more comments → MeSoHornsby: Well there goes 99% of my masturbation fantasies. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: There aren't words to describe how painful it's been But apparently there are drugs to dull that pain. more » Camp Tiger Claw: He treated me like a princess Must be a Yankee thing. Jim Leyritz treats girls like Princess Di. more » Dan Daoust: "I wanted him to do right by me ... and when he wouldn't, I broke it off." Sounds like a country song. more » Raskolnikov: Roger Clemens was in Mindy's box! more » Weed Against Speed: Speaking of which, I find it very surprising that Roger's relationship with Mike McCready hasn't been exposed yet. more » UkraineNotWeak: Uncle Roger use to play laundry day with her. OK Mindy. Bring me all your undergarments. We're going to do a load wash. Roger would then disappear wit... more » David Hume: No humpty hump, no boinking, no hiding the salami, none of the ol' in' 'n out, no rolls in the hay, spins in the sack, boffing, boning, schtupping, po... more » Doyle McPoyle: But did this humpty-hump, in fact, take place in a Burger King bathroom? more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Anal doesn't count, right? more » FEAST: a sexual relationship did not develop until "years later." Roger just gave her pearl necklaces sometimes. more » André Roussimoff: Digital Underground appreciates you bringing back references to the "humpty-hump." more » Jay Cutler's Insulin: Roger: She told me she was 15 and three quarters. more » ClintonPortishead: - I didn't have sex with Katie, Lysol did. I just filmed it. - No Tyree, you had sex with me too. - Correction : I did have sex with your girlfriend. more » Blast it, Biggs: Today is the "5 Yankee Pitchers You Meet in Hell" day! more »
