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more about #rogerfederer more comments → AzureTexan: Last time I saw twin blades this newsworthy, Taleon and Keyontili Goffney were getting arrested on a South Philly roof. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Let's keep things in perspective, Tiger is still doing better than the last Pitchman. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Gillette was obviously a huge mistake for Tiger; that's why I go with Remington. Not the electric shaver, the gun, in case the bitch ever even thinks... more » Karlifornia: What about the curse of "Birth Of A Nation"? Everyone who appeared in that film is now dead. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Wow. Who would have thought that players endorsing products at their athletic peaks would see their production tail off? more » Stev D: Do you think Stan Van Gundy would let my Border Collie play point guard? That would be so adorable! more » Rozelle’s Bagman: It's All About The Pentiums. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: And we knew they were douchebags by their guitar heros. more » I Party With Smoot: The Commodore 64... that haircut... those threads... Oh, Flashback Friday, how I love thee. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Poor Joseph Bress must be so upset. He spends $250 dollars on a customized jersey that he thinks will be so cool because its almost the same name, but... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Roger then slipped on his abnormally narrow and pointy Pumas, headed out to a cafe and smoked nine hundred skinny cigarettes and drank 2 bottles of r... more » Steve U: Jesus, it's not like the guy tried to take all those gold teeth your grandfather acquired from the Nazis. more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: That was the most interesting thing he has ever done. more » ArkansasFred: You mean to tell me the Swiss actually know how to curse? I was hoping for an "I don't give an asshole what he said!" or some other adorable Bartokom... more » TT-Zop: This is the first time I've ever heard an athlete say shit with a long e sound but not end with an 'it' more » -
#interviews
"SI" Writer Jon Wertheim Would Like You To Watch Roger Federer's Giggle Fit
Sports Illustrated senior writer Jon Wertheim, author of Strokes of Genius: Federer, Nadal, and the Greatest Match Ever Played, was kind enough to let me bother him. Here, he considers Tiger Woods and challenges Will Leitch to a bet: More » -
#whimsy
Fame And Fortune On The Razor's Edge
Was it fate that brought down the dullest man in sports? Or was it something...sharper? We take a look at the history of Gillette pitchmen, and the woes that befell them soon after. Presenting, the Gillette Curse. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
It's Bizarro Phillies Dad!
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day More » -
#tennis
What Is Wrong With Our Angry Tennis Players?
Federer, bitching to the umpire about a late challenge by eventual winner Juan Martin del Potro: "Don't tell me to be quiet, OK? ... I don't give a shit what he said, OK?" Such grace! [YouTube, AP] -
#superwakeupdeadspin
O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings! More » -
#tennis
It Must Be Lust: Deadspin's 2009 U.S. Open Preview
Greetings, Deadspin tennis fans! It's that time of year again! More » -
#therich
Here's Some News That Will Depress You: The Reality Of $100K For Top-Tier Athletes
The economically-inclined folks at The Wall Street Journal have taken the time to quantify this sobering figure: It takes A-Rod 6 pitches to make $100k. More » -
#luxury
Spend The Night In Roger Federer's Bed
Roger Federer has his own personalized $3,000-a-night suite at the Carlyle Hotel—with monogrammed pillows!—just for the two weeks a year he spends ruling the U.S. Open. Unfortunately, Rafael Nadal has the only key. [Observer] -
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#tennis
British Press Finds Its Tragic Hero In An American
In London, sports are sport, Americans are ungracious blokes and Andy Roddick is brave, tenacious, athletic and bloody valorous. So like Hamlet, Othello and Romeo before him, Roddick naturally became the tragic hero in the British writer's five-act narrative arc. More » -
#finallywakeupdeadspin
Holy Crap, Andy
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#wimbledon
Rodderer. Fedrick. Wimbledon Open Thread
I'm sure we'll see this same picture in, oh, 90 minutes: Roddick once again holding his sad plate standing next to a smirking Federer. If you're the gamblin' sort, a Roddick victory pays out ridiculously. Live that dream.[Fanhouse/NBC] More » -
#nba
At Least Ricky Rubio Will Appear Somewhere In America
The footage for a catchy Gillette commercial: Tiger Woods fist-pumping, Derek Jeter fist-pumping, Roger Federer fist-pumping. Oh, and Ricky Rubio shooting free throws. Minnesota fans, have confidence in yourboyman! [The Hoop Doctors via Balls Don't Lie] -
#bookexcerpts
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: Strokes of Genius
Sports Illustrated's Jon Wertheim uses the 2008 Wimbledon final to reflect on Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal and their rivalry, begetting "the greatest tennis match every played," the 2008 Wimbledon Final. Buy it here, if you're feeling frisky. More » -
#frenchopen
Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt
During the second set of the French Open, Roger Federer was hassled by a person waving a Barcelona flag, who somehow managed to make his way onto the Roland Garros court and get all up in Federer's face. More » -
#rogerfederer
Greatest Tennis Player Ever Finally Conquers The Pretty Clay
That's 14 major titles for Roger Federer, tying Pete Sampras, and securing his place as one of the most dominant athlete's in history. R-Fed waxed Robin Soderling 6-1, 7-6 (1), 6-4. [NYT] -
#tennis
Del Potro, To Federer, Back To Del Potro, To Federer, To Del Petro ...
The second French Open men's semi inexplicably isn't on TV. You can listen to the fifth set live on the radio ... tennis without all of that pesky seeing who hits the ball. [Radio Roland Garros] -
#tennis
Roger Federer And Dowdy-Looking Woman To Become Parents
"This is a dream come true for us. We love children and we are looking forward to being parents for the first time." [AP] -
#australianopen
It's Rafael Nadal... And Everyone Else
Roger Federer is still the best tennis player in the world—provided he isn't playing Rafael Nadal. The Spaniard outlasted him once again to win the Australian Open while you were sleeping in. More » -
#australianopen
Andy Roddick Fails To Solve The Puzzle That Is Roger Federer
Andy Roddick adopted a strict new workout regimen, shedding 15 pounds so he could move quicker and last longer in the blistering Australian heat. It worked—but it still wasn't enough. More »
