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more about #ronartest more comments → Bobby Big Wheel: With Michael Caine as Phil Jackson #whimsy more » DirkToberFest: Michael Bay is jealous he couldn't be a part of making the "worst movie ever made." #whimsy more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Boy, the only other place in L.A. where there is this much homoerotic aggression is the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre. more » HockeyMountain: I call bullshit, no one can masturbate in one second. That's fucking impossible you fucking liar. I hope your pants catch on fire and burn your god da... more » Hatey McLife: That's a hell of a slogan for his sports agency. more » MeanMachine: His site is "The Second Coming", so shouldn't he suck two cocks? more » Bobby Big Wheel: I'd like to nominate The Second Coming for the next installment of The Learning Curve. more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: You ruin this good thing we have going in LA If it starts raining every day and everyone's breast implants simultaneously explode it is your fucking ... more » ClintonPortishead: WTF, don't tell me to suck a cock! It's times like this Norman Chad wishes he hadn't sold his computer to pay his alimony bills. more » ClueHeywood: Can we at least agree that anyone who writes an "open letter" about anything is a finger-wagging prick? more » HockeyMountain: See this is exactly what she was talking about Ron Ron. A classier response would have been: I will never change No law when it comes to me. So pleas... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Holy sweet mother of God, did he use the phrase "Lake Show" in his letter? more » Bobby Big Wheel: Artest's wild child antics...like showing up to games late? You'd think that shit would fly with LA fans. more » ScientificMapp: Chris Chelios' Chili Bar: So exclusive, people are dying to get in*. *or possibly, out. **double murder is hilarious. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Suge Knight and Vanilla Ice have also made up, apparently Suge was just helping him do pilates. more » -
#ronartest
It's Too Bad The Title 'Psycho' Was Already Taken
So, Ron Artest is making a movie about his life. That's...um, interesting. More » -
#nba
Ron Artest Politely Asks Blog Critic To Fellate Something
Writing an "open letter" to Ron Artest demanding that he clean up his act and then emailing it to him seemed like such a good idea. Who could have guessed Artest would respond with, "Suck a cock"? More » -
#oddcouples
Ron Artest and John Green, Reunited At Last
Sports history was made today when professional crazy man Ron Artest and amateur famewhore John Green called into Detroit's "Drew and Mike" show at the same time, so they could talk about their friendship and simultaneously plug non-existent charity events. More » -
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Cops: Former WCW Champ Made His Girlfriend Tap Out
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Ron Artest And Palace Beer Thrower Become BFFs
Ron Artest says he tracked down John Green—the Detroit thug who threw a beer at him, sparking theworstfunnest night in NBA history—not so he could throttle him silly, but so they could team up for exciting adventures! More » -
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Bengals' First Pick's Three-Part Fail: Fat, Injured, And A Bengal
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Ron Artest Participates In Requisite LA Glamour Shot Session
I hope someone has the ones of him posing with a teddy bear and with his fist under his chin. [Yahoo!] -
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Off The Wall, Indeed: Ron Artest Pays Tribute To Michael Jackson
"Michael, Michael, Michael, you my nigga. I know a thug would cry for you, my dude. Aint no R&B singer really ever makes me cry. Makes me wanna meet you, touch your hand. Ya know?" [YouTube] -
#nba
Artest and Kobe Do Their Best Work In The Shower
So how did trash-talking malcontent Ron Artest end up playing alongside "hated rival" Kobe Bryant in Los Angeles? It all started with a fateful shower stall run-in two years ago: More » -
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Rockets and Lakers: It's About To Get Nasty
After losing yet another starter, the Rockets are about to try to prove that they can win without Yao. If Ron Artest can keep himself from getting ejected, they might have a shot. More » -
#nbaplayoffs
Ron Artest Did Not Imagine That Stabbing Story
Some people doubted Ron Artest's table leg stabbing story, but I guess there's this thing called the Internet and some people actually did do the Google to find the truth. More » -
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Ron Artest Once Saw A Guy Get Stabbed In The Heart (UPDATE: For Real)
The NBA Playoffs are getting very chippy—even more so—but at least no one has been murdered on court with a broken table leg yet. Because Ron Artest would hate to see that happen....again. More » -
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Ron Artest Fondly Remembers That Terrible, Hilarious Night At The Palace
Ron Artest had a nice moment last night when he went into the stands after a loose ball. It was just like the last time he went into the crowd, only not as hysterically funny. More » -
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Ron Artest Regales TNT With A State Of The Union Address From Planet Crazy
Ron Artest was the guest of sartorial genius Craig Sager on TNT and unleashed a scatterbrained interview for the ages. More » -
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Maybe Shane Battier Isn't The Antidote To Kobe Bryant
Bryant put up 37 points last night—31 in the second half—while being guarded by two of the better defenders in the league, Shane Battier and Mad Ron Artest. Maybe the shot chart needs updating? [NBA.com] -
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Once Again, Ron Artest Is The Voice Of Reason
When your organization needs a well-known and well-respected community member to speak up on behalf of your cause, you definitely want to go with the guy who is famous for his dangerous instability. More » -
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Yeah, What Is That Smoke You're Blowing, Mr. Artest?
So, I completely missed this upon first viewing of Ron Artest's vlog post, but thanks to Pete Gaines, it was brought to my attention: Artest appears to be smoking...something. Maybe it's a cigarette. Maybe it's a napkin stuffed with pine needles. Maybe he's doing a dragon impersonation. Or, you know, maybe it's a spliff. But...Ron Artest wouldn't be THAT stupid would he? Would he actually film himself smoking weed on camera and then submit it to the website HipHopGame.com? I know he's very adamant about being "hood" and all that, but, man, if this is what it appears to be, well, that tops the list of questionable decision-making from a man who's history of questionable decision-making is already well known. More »
