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more about #rudycarpenter more comments → André Roussimoff: "Do you know how much energy it takes to get yourself thrown out of a girl's basketball game?" The same amount of energy it takes Stanley Pringle to g... more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Do you know how much energy it takes to get yourself thrown out of a girl's basketball game? The restraining order prevents me from going with 50 feet... more » HIV 2 Elway: Wait, d-bags in Tempe? No way. more » Steve U: Rudy better stop his messin' around, lest he wind up in jail. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: David Frost was not allowed anywhere near the gym. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: It's usually a lot more swift an ejection at a girls basketball game when you get up as say 'I'm not wearing any pants!' more » tater: Well when you make whistling noises and say certain phrases...it is very easy to get thrown out of a girl's basektball game. more » Artie Fufkin: If I were a Carpenter, And you were me lady, I'd yell at a referee. more » Civil Negligence: Mitch Williams sympathizes. more » Doyle McPoyle: Do you know how much willpower it takes to sit through a girl's basketball game? more » Bobby Big Wheel: Do you know how much energy it takes to get yourself thrown out of a girl's basketball game? Not as much as it does to get thrown out of three Chuck E... more » Matt_T: Whatever Rudy. Talk to me when you get thrown out of an intramural game that you are coaching. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Do you know how much energy it takes to get yourself thrown out of a girl's basketball game? Just one pimp slap, if you're Rick Mahorn... more »
