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more about #rugby more comments → Greek McPapadopoulos: Long post, but this is my wheelhouse. I'm waiting for next year to do my end-of-the-decade list, but there were some that I agree with that were ment... more » Samer Ocho Cinco: I'm just going to write about UNH because fuck Dartmouth. There's a "rivalry" between us and for the next couple of years we won't face them because ... more » SponsoredbyV8: Gimme yours. We'll make this a little music exchange Agree wholeheartedly with the Radiohead selection...as well as The Black Keys (earlier albums). ... more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: Oh, and for the 1 year old. Elmo cellphone. Kids that age are obsessed with stealing mom/dads cellphone. The Elmo one dials and talks to the kid, s... more » Silent Q: Gimme yours. We'll make this a little music exchange. Delightful! Glad to oblige. Agree on Songs for the Deaf. Also, in no particular order: -Guer... more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: Acceptable Male to Male (non familial) Gifts after the age of 16. 1. A case of beer or bottle of booze (if you are drinking it that night) 2. A drink... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: 1. Start from 100% flaccidity 2. No porn at hand. ALL IMAGINATION! 3. No self-fluffing prior to starting the clock 4. No sexy thoughts prior to starti... more » blogsarefun: What guy gets mad if his friend doesn't buy him a gift? more » Artie Fufkin: I am also a music expert, so I would have to say either the White Stripes' Elephant or your Hold Steady album. more » crazyjoedavola: I know it sounds gay but,buy the kid clothes. Each birthday makes my house smaller and smaller. At 1, they are still more interested in the box the ... more » Hatey McLife: Why is Rolf here? I haven't seen a column wrecked this badly by a German, since that torpedo destroyed the one holding up the bridge of the Lusitania. more » Bobby Big Wheel: NIce list, I'd add Phrenology, Is This It, and Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga and I liked Magic better than The Rising. more » SponsoredbyV8: Oh...the options: more » Steve U: Somehow, this was still less masturbatory than a Simmons column. more » DirkToberFest: 59 seconds! Ha! I'll never beat that. Not because I'm not a speedster (I generally don't last a long time), but because it takes at least 59 second... more » -
#ballsdeep
I Challenge You To A Whack Off
Time for your Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday. Email us here or submit your questions via Twitter. This week, we're covering whacking speed, haterade, rugby, peanut butter and weed crackers, and more. More » -
#rugby
Drunken Rugby Antics Taken To Exciting New Level
Wales police arrested an entire youth rugby team after they got drunk and pushed a 4,000-lb lawn roller into a sleeping female player's tent. Well, that's a new one. Those yobs sure are creative. [Daily Mail/Bob'sBlitz] -
#mascots
This Is Why You Shouldn't Fight Rugby Mascots
Well, you shouldn't fight any mascot really (what with the claws and everything), but this particular bird from the Australian rugby league does a better job taking down his attacker than the security guards. More » -
#rugby
Not Just Another Drunken Rugby Pooping Incident
Australian Rugby has been laid low by scandal after a horrific "atrocity" committed by one its players. Specifically, 25-year-old Nate Myles, who—drunk, naked and locked out of his room—took a giant dump in a hotel hallway. The horror. More » -
#rugby
And Now Some Leftover St. Patrick's Day Rugby Coverage
We can learn a great deal from Britain's strict females-only streaking policy. We've covered the naughty bits in the photo, but the video below is slightly more revealing. Let's play some rugby! More » -
#cheerleaders
I'll Take Gay Male Rugby Cheerleaders For 500, Alex
Being an openly gay cheerleader in Australian rugby can't exactly be easy, but Aaron Neich is beginning his career with a great attitude. If people don't like it, they can talk to the hand. More » -
#rugby
Oh, This Looks Like Fun
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
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#forwhomthebelltolls
You know, maybe rugby players are more physical than soccer players. [YouTube]
