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more about #ryanbraun more comments → Steve U: "It looks like Ozzy Osbourne threw up on you." Finally, those long hours at the Michael Kors Adult Night School for Withering Fashion-Related Remarks... more » ScientificMapp: Ozzy once snorted a line of ants, and this young lady just snorted at a line of pants. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: When asked about Prince Fielder's line of Hemp wear, she said "It looks like Popeye threw up on you." more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Does Braun make a shirt with blood stains, cigarette butts, pills, and bat heads on it? more » CamMartin: Smoking hot, but if she doesn't shut up one of these days she'll end up like Gwyneth Paltrow in "Seven." more » TT-Zop: Those shirts are so classy I expected to see Jon Gosselin photographed in one. more » Gourmet Spud: OH NO SHE DIDN'T! more » Bobby Big Wheel: It makes sense that Braun would use Ozzy as inspiration, as he believes the Sabbath is holy. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: "And trust me, I know a lot about throwing up." more » Karlifornia: They found a replacement already: Sheryl Swoopes more » Shakey: His Hebrew Hammer is holding out for a spot on Flavor of Love. more » ClueHeywood: Exxxtreme Dreidel! more » 100percentinjuryrate: The shirt, it burns...my eyes. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I'd like to see more use of the "The" tag. The hodgepodge of Hitler, Micky Rourke, and Ryan Braun it unleashes is simply delightful. more » Steve U: What's up, DUAN. Just finished a second playthrough of Mass Effect. God, I love that game. more » -
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Apparently Joanna Krupa Is Not A Fan Of Ryan Braun's Fashion Line
At another one of those REMETEE events (remember: like "remedy" not "ream tea") the model-turned-whatever privately told one photog what she thought of Braun's creation: "It looks like Ozzy Osbourne threw up on you." [Milwaukee Nights] -
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REMETEE Owner Passes Up Opportunity To Humiliate Desperate Women On National Television
Fact: Ryan Braun was asked to be on "The Bachelor." Fact: He said 'no thanks.' [Wisn.com] -
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Ryan Braun Would Like To Help You Grease Up Your Wardrobe
Those searching relentlessly for a t-shirt designed to better accentuate spray tans, distressed jeans, and forearm skull tattoos owe the Brewers left fielder an exploding fist-bump. More »
