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more about #ryandempster more comments → The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen: "It's that boy who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him!" more » Starburied: Think that's bad? You should've seen the difficulty A-Rod had trying to get out of a closet. more » Artie Fufkin: State Farm would not cover this injury. more » Steve U: Give the kid a break. He just found out he'll never be able to go back to Neverland Ranch. more » Gourmet Spud: The poor fence-jumping skills of ball players explains why there are so few Mexicans in the league. more » StuScott Booyahs: I find it fitting that the Chicago Cubs have their very own Nelson. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Seriously how the fuck do baseball players become multi-millionare athletes based on their abilities on the field yet manage to fuck up little things ... more » Eamus Catuli: Like a Good Neighbor my ass, State Farm. more » Gourmet Spud: That kid is going to grow up to be a great Deadspin commentor. more » -
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Young Cubs Fan Mocks Ryan Dempster's Pain
This young fan in blue has thoroughly enjoyed Ryan Dempster's comical fall over a dugout railing, not realizing that the pitcher has just fractured his big toe and will spend a month on the DL. Go Cubbies! More » -
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Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs
A reader named "Al" sends in the above picture, and the following story, after the jump. More »
