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more about #ryanhoward more comments → Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Um...methinks you misrepresented this story pretty brutally. There can't be ANY other side to this story, right? None at all? [www.cnn.com] more » Fry_Bread_Power: I'm not sure if it's better described as indian giving... Because it's like when the indians gave whites their land and then the indians wanted it ba... more » ClintonPortishead: You might be saying to yourself, "Self! Really, Barry? more » Clare: Eight posts before someone got in a joke at my expense? YOU'RE SLIPPING, PEOPLE. more » Stev D: Why does Ryan's batting average go down whenever Chaz gets hit by a pitch? Um..VORP? more » Roto_Tudor: What the hell is a freelance Rabbi? Someone fill me in on this. Back alley Bat Mitvahs? Circumcisions on the sly? more » Gourmet Spud: Kind of like how everytime Jeter strikes out, A-Rod gets an erection. more » The Sports Hernia: Killer khakis, dudes. more » Kid Canada: "You hit two clones! Those coulda been guests at her wedding!" ".....they were clones!" more » HockeyMountain: You laugh at the clone guy now. But wait until the Sedin Twins start taking over the NBA too!! more » Stev D: Does that woman work for Goldfinger? more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Yesterday on NFL countdown around 12:10 PM EST, I think I heard someone pass gas loudly on air. I can't remember exactly what they were talking about,... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Do you know who Scarlett Johansson is?! I will tell you who Scarlett Johansson is. In the year 9595, a race of big-titted actresses was genetically d... more » Sports-Pun: You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. You're right, I can't. more » Doyle McPoyle: Odds that pic of Ryan Howard was taken at the Jersey Shore: 2:1. more » -
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The True American Way To Ball Hawk: Sue
The Happy Youngster might be on his way to law school after reading this one; a Miami family has forced the Phillies to return a home run ball by threat of a lawsuit. America! More » -
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Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
Why does Ryan's batting average go down whenever Chaz gets hit by a pitch? Hang in there, little buddy! [Freakonomics, photo via] -
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Baseball Being Very Good To Ryan Howard
Phillies reward the big fella with a three-year, $54 million contract. So do they just go ahead and cut Geno's Steaks their 10% right now? [MLB.com] -
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The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. (NSFW) More » -
