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more about #ryanleafleaveofabsence more comments → Shakey: "Man, I suck." more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I'd love to leave a witty comment but I'm too stoned to be hypocritical. more » Weed Against Speed: I surprised his Dendrologist wouldn't give him a prescription. more » Shakey: Leaf's going to go off and practice repeating 'CUT THAT MEAT' over and over again as he relives his 'what if' dreams. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: You turn to the pills when simply yelling at your wrist to KNOCK IT OFF no longer works effectively. more » Matt_T: This week on a very special Intervention.... more » Matt Sussman: Sounds like the West Texas A&M golf team will be turning a new ... a new ... page? No, that's not it. more » Doyle McPoyle: One pill makes you largerAnd one pill makes you smallAnd the ones that players give you to forget your horrendous NFL careerDon't do anything at all more » WanderingBear: I'm sure that after this leaf of absence, Ryan will continue to rake it in. more » Carmen McFanzone: I'm shocked - shocked - to learn that ... wait. No I'm not. more » Stev D: On the bright side, at this time of year he is a brillant shade of orange. more » 7-8 Deville: The West Texas A & M athletic department hasn't had an official comment yet, saying, "Just fucking don't talk to me, all right! Knock it off!" more » Shakey: "Ahh, the vicodin blues..." -Brett Favre more » Weed Against Speed: Ryan Leaf Land is a lot like Lunch Lady Land only with a lot more psychotic outbursts. more » Gourmet Spud: He took the voluntary leave to avoid another bust. more »
