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more about #ryansuccop more comments → ScientificMapp: From now on, an uncontrollable spasm in the diaphragm caused by realizing you get paid over $1 million to kick a ball 8 times a week will be known as ... more » MattinglysSideburns: Turner said the sides agreed to terms today, but a Chiefs employee had to leave team headquarters early Wednesday, delaying the signing another day. S... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile, Ryan Fuccop signed a letter of intent to play for Tennessee. more » chilltown: Must. Resist. Succop. Cocks. Joke. more » Artie Fufkin: I would have to succop a lot of cock to get that much money. more » NordoftheBlings: NFL Cheerleaders aren't allowed to fraternize with players. Except kickers. They are allowed to rape kickers. more » -
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Not So Irrelevant Anymore
Ryan Succop, a kicker from South Carolina, was the last pick of this year's NFL Draft. He's reportedly about to become a rich, rich man. Like, $1.2 million rich. Who wouldn't trade relevance for cash? [Red Zone]
