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more about #sacramentokings more comments → Steve U: Asked by reporters about the timetable for Garcia's return, Maloof instructed his assistant to "Bring Me the Sked of Francisco Garcia!" more » The Sports Hernia: If Shawn Bradley suffered a similar fall, some lucky group of kids would be playing wiffle ball with his limbs. more » sir_pantsalot: Isn't this just natures way of killing off the weak, slow and feeble minded. How many brains cells does it take to look at one of those balls and real... more » Steve U: It is considered round, squishy and extremely dangerous. But enough about late-period Brando after a morning without breakfast. more » Kid Canada: Then before and now once more they're bouncing 'round the room! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If these idiots are trying to aggressively lose weight they should just eat a huge jar of mayonnaise. more » UpstateUnderdog: Do not taunt the exercise ball. more » Brazil Thrill: Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're under pressure They're the balls that cause a mess more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: The Elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three metres in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 metres in the air. Then he bounced four metres ... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: and here I thought "Exploding Jim Balls" was just the worst daredevil name ever. more » Kid Canada: Matisyahu just bought season tickets. + Watch video more » BruschisBrewsky: Who thought it was a good idea to pair highlights of Israeli league basketball with ear shrieking, ungodly music? more » Jews For Purple Jesus: needs to be a better rebounder and is too much of a prima donna Sounds just like every newly single Jewish girl in New York. more » Steve U: I can't wait for the first time Stuart Scott says that Casspi "split those defenders like Moses and the Red Sea!" more » MarkKelsosMigraine: In my mind, I read this post Jackie Mason's voice. And when I hear Jackie Mason's voice I want to drink bleach. more » -
#balls
NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
The Sacramento Kings have sent an urgent directive to all NBA teams warning them to be on the lookout for the large exercise ball that brutally attacked and maimed forward Francisco Garcia. It is considered round, squishy and extremely dangerous. More » -
#nbadraft
Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
Of all the conventional NBA Draft descriptors, there's one that's exclusive to Omri Casspi: sabra. And another: He's a fellow MOT. More » -
#nba
Relocation Coming To The NBA?
We've established that running an NBA team is a horrible way to make money, but did the Boston Globe bury the big news that some teams may not last much longer in their home city? More » -
#nba
Kings Rookie Hazings Tend To Be Delicious
Maybe next time Sacramento Kings rookie Jason Thompson will bring the bagels. Or at least some hot butter. [Sactown Royalty] -
#nba
Reggie Theus Fired
Theus is the sixth NBA coach to be fired so far this year, the most ever canned before Christmas. But is it too late to save the Deering Tornadoes season? [Sac Bee] -
