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more about #sambradford more comments → Weed Against Speed: The cartoon Cautionary Tales never did achieve the same level of success as its close cousin, Shirt Tales. #sambradford more » Artie Fufkin: He didn't choose to stay in school, he choose to stay at Oklahoma. #sambradford more » David Hume: Cautionary Tail is this great firefox plugin that makes a frumpy little animated girl appear at certain times. It looks like you are sending a seduct... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: When reached for comment, Mark Sanchez was unable to do anything but laugh maniacally. #sambradford more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile, Cautionary Whale, Juno Mcguff should just fucking kill herself she's so annoying. #sambradford more » MattinglysSideburns: To be fair, Chris Simms told Bradford to just go ahead and get his shoulder removed altogether. #sambradford more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He looks like Archie, if Archie was part of the Sports Industrial Complex. #sambradford more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Yeah, and if Longoria gets hit one more time? I'll nick the uniform of one of their best players again! Don't fuck with me! more » Mr. Praline: Dear Mr. Bettman, There are too many franchises in the fucking sunbelt these days. Please eliminate three. Love and kisses, Mr. Praline PS: I am no... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Gary Bettman: just like Napoleon, except incompetent. more » Gravy: ♫ One of these things is not like the other...one of these things just doesn't belong ♫ more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That Proactiv endorsement will have to wait. more » Mr. Randy Watson: Why is Lou Diamond Phillips wearing a Oklahoma jersey? more » AugieOjedaFanClub: Anyone else suppose this might have something to do with the Lions having the first pick in the draft? Also, if colleges want their players to stay al... more » J-No: He never should have tied the Tiki Idol around his neck. more » -
#collegefootball
Sam Bradford Reminds You To Not Stay In School, Kids
Cautionary tale Sam Bradford will end his college career with season-ending shoulder surgery and a ticket to the NFL combine. That's the last time he takes career advice from Billy Sims. [NYTimes/MorningNews] -
#watercoolerfodder
Of All The Horrible Moves The NHL Has Made, This Is...Maybe Not Even Top 10
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#collegefootball
Sam Bradford Just Can't Quit You
Oklahoma's sophomore quarterback has just announced that he's forgoing the NFL draft to stay at Oklahoma. It's on again, Tebow! [NBCSports] -
#collegefootball
Sam Bradford Totally Jinxed By NFL Draft Report
"Sources have told us that Sam Bradford, barring an injury in Thursday night’s BCS National Championship, will declare for the NFL Draft." Good luck tomorrow, buddy! [National Football Post] -
#collegefootball
Sam Bradford Receives Pointless, Redundant Accolade
Sam Bradford wins AP Player of the Year, the most poorly timed college football honor of the season. [AP] -
#collegefootball
Billy Sims Is Sorry For Loving Oklahoma So Darn Much
Billy Sims caused pain and distress to everyone in the nation during Sam Bradford's Heisman Trophy presentation, with the possible exception of two people—Sam Bradford and Billy Sims. More » -
#collegefootball
What Is Wrong With Billy Sims?
There's a fine line between showing school spirit and hijacking the greatest moment of some kid's life just to draw attention to yourself and I think Billy Sims may have crossed it. More » -
#broadcasterrors
FOX Botches Heisman Story, Announces Tebow As Winner
While most people predicted a close Heisman race, FOX apparently thought Tebow had it in the bag. So much so that they published a Tebow victory story on their site. Screen grab after the jump. More » -
