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more about #sanantoniospurs more comments → P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Red Sox opponents were advised to get insulin shots before and after every Rich Garces appearance. #manuginobili more » sir_pantsalot: Smart dude. Touching a bat is okay. Playing a team from California will require lots of sanitizer. #manuginobili more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Allen Iverson is constructing a cave in his backyard hoping to score some of these extra shots he's been hearing about. #manuginobili more » ArkansasFred: Did Ginobili also take out Teixeira's bat?!? /NYP'd ///NYDN'd #manuginobili more » Stev D: Just when I think goths couldn't get more obsessed with Manu Ginobili. #manuginobili more » Brazil Thrill: I could see Ginobili parlaying this little incident into a profitable marketing campaign with Lamborghini. "The all-new 2010 Murciélago: So fast it ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Antoine Walker got into a wrestling match with a filthy raccoon he found near his trash cans because, hey, a free rabies shot is a free rabies shot. #... more » ArkansasFred: That's just Popovich and his commitment to selfless, fundamental and boring bat-swatting techniques. #manuginobili more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Vampires are known to harvest on Spurs. They have a particular lust for personality. #manuginobili more » AzureTexan: In other sports-medicine news, Brad Lidge is being treated for an acute case of I Completely Suckitis after being attacked by the Yankees on Sunday ni... more » Phintastic: "It was pretty funny at the time," Ginobili said Monday, two days after his bat encounter. "Now it's not. I got like a million shots for rabies." Dam... more » White Speed Receiver: The bat had a rough night. #manuginobili more » Silent Q: You can get rabies from slapping a bat, right? Right? #manuginobili more » Torgo's Executive Powder: I haven't seen someone make contact with a bat so easily since Cole Hamels last night. #manuginobili more » Blast it, Biggs: Bowen says they stole his company's client list Glenngary Glennrozz more » -
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Stay Away From Manu Ginobili's Fangs For Awhile
The Spurs guard had to get rabies shots after taking down a vicious bat with his bare hands. So if you see him foaming at the mouth, he's definitely not infected with a horrible disease! [SA Express-News] -
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Argentina Tops Transylvania In Batsketball
Manu Ginobili's line: 13 points, three assists, one rebound, and one dead bat. You have to watch this one. More » -
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Bruce Bowen Retires To Focus On Cutthroat Hair Salon Business
Three-time NBA Champion Bruce Bowen is calling it a career at age 38. That should given him plenty of time to bum rush San Antonio hair spas and berate former employees for stealing his business. More » -
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Not Gay Richard Jefferson Let His Girl Down Easy
Richard Jefferson is in full damage control mode after supposedly dumping his fianceé by emailing her at the altar or something. He's setting the story straight about the Black AMEX, the shadiness, and the money. Oh, and the gayness.
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Richard Jefferson In "The Runaway Groom"
New Spur Richard Jefferson was supposed to get married this weekend, but he put his fianceé on the train to Dumpsville just days before the nuptials. If only he'd remembered to tell his guests. More » -
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And You Thought Tony Parker Was Excited About The Richard Jefferson Trade
The Spurs guard was in Paris this week, celebrating his brother's birthday with a bottle of champagne worth more than my life. [Faded Youth Blog] -
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Tony Parker Needs New Defensive Help
Like many rich people, Tony Parker's house is filled with valuable commodities. Or it was, until the security guard hired to protect said valuables decided to steal some and sell them on Craigslist instead. More » -
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Erick Dampier Should Not Think Out Loud
"Every time [Tony Parker] drives the lane, we have to put him on his back....My first foul Thursday night is going to put him on his back. I guarantee it." [Dallas Morning News] -
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The San Antonio Spurs Are Old And Broken
Manu Ginobili is out for the rest of the season with a stress fracture in his right ankle. Unfortunately, San Antonio's warranty has expired. [SA Express News]
