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more about #sandiegochargers more comments → Steve U: He's got 89 problems, and a bitch is one. #chrischambers more » Bobby Big Wheel: San Diego's gonna regret not tipping its hand to Petchesky. #chrischambers more » ShakeelOates: A DA isn't a judge, dumbass. more » Beer-Fart: Meanwhile, t's still utterly baffling to me that Tila Tequila actually called the cops on a man who'd bound and gagged her. It must have been the all... more » Steve U: there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed Well, of course not - if Merriman had any reasonable d... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I may face criminal charges for assaulting Greg Paulus in a few hours. more » Silent Q: The real question is, which poof ordered the raspberry sorbet? They picked up Jeff Garcia to get information about the Raiders' offense? more » Chamomiles Davis: This raspberry sorbet... was it the kind you'd find in a second-hand store? more » WhatWouldTebowDo?: Cowherd would argue that seventeen percent tax on raspberry sorbet is complete bullshit. more » Drunken Midgets: That's not the bill, that's the Padres' payroll more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Meal served off a nude Tila Tequila, no? & did anyone go knuckle-deep on her, (inadvertently, of course)? more » UkraineNotWeak: And only Merriman had a shot at Tequila. more » dnafarfan: Looks like Vince Young's tab at GayBar. more » Bobby Big Wheel: That's still no match for LenDale White's Patron tabs. more » Charlie Kerfeld's Jetsons Tee: I get the picture of Merriman, but what's with the photo of JonBenet Ramsey? more » -
#nfl
San Diego Horndoggery Day Continues
Chris Chambers was released due to the Chargers concerns about his personal life: namely, some Fatal Attraction level stalking. He's got a restraining order out on his ex-girlfriend, after she sent "lurid" text messages to his wife. [SD Union-Tribune] -
#exonerations
Shawne Merriman Will Not Face Criminal Charges for the Tila Tequila Incident
A San Diego judge has ruled that no charges will be filed against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman for allegedly choking and restraining notorious internet trollop Tila Tequila. More » -
#nfl
The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
As per tradition, rookie Larry English took the team out to dinner — to the tune of $14,508.67. The real question is, which poof ordered the raspberry sorbet? [Shaun Phillips' Twitter, via Shutdown Corner] -
#shawnemerriman
Choose Your Side In The Great Tequila-Merriman Twitter War
Shawne Merriman wants an internet hug. Tila Tequila would like to teach the world about "roid rage." It's all part of their strategy to win the public relations battle by taking their domestic dispute online. More » -
#arrests
Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested last night after allegedly roughing up his girlfriend, noted internet person Tila Tequlia. Way to start the season strong, buddy.
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#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: San Diego Chargers
Some people are fans of the San Diego Chargers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the San Diego Chargers. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
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#ladainiantomlinson
So Much For LT Going Elsewhere
Rejoice, San Diegans. Ladainian Tomlinson will be around to spell Darren Sproles for the next three years. [AP] -
#ladainiantomlinson
LT Not Handling Trade Rumblings Well
"I think it's ridiculous to be talking about trade and me not being here, that's just my personal opinion." [SI] -
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#afcplayoffblogdome
Your Team Has No Chance Against The Pittsburgh Sumo Attack
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#nflplayoffs
San Diego at Pittsburgh: Place Your Bets! (Carefully)
Here is where you can leave your informed opinions about the 4:30 AFC Las Vegas Invitational Division Playoff Donnybrook. By the way, how much do you trust your bookie? More » -
#afcplayoffblogdome
Who Dares To Tamper In Joe Flacco's Unibrow Domain?
The Baltimore Ravens' Joe Flacco-led run through the AFC playoffs is just one more example of a famous unibrow influencing world events. [East Coast Bias] More » -
#nfl
Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
If nothing else, Vincent Jackson's timing is impeccable: The Chargers wide receiver was arrested for DUI early this morning. Norv is thrilled, I'm sure. More » -
#nfl
Identifying The Pro Bowl Snubs Is More Entertaining Than The Pro Bowl Itself
As we mentioned yesterday, the Pro Bowl rosters are out; which means it's time for the annual Pro Bowl bitching to commence. More »
