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more about #sanjosesharks more comments → Steve U: Looks like Vlasic managed to work his way out of that particular pickle. more » Phintastic: That was pretty cute. more » the sieve: Ha ha ha. Of course San Jose won't choke this year. How could they? They completely dominated the conference. I'll just load up on Sharks for my playo... more » Ugueth Urbina's Machete: How many goals do the Rangers lose by tonight? 6? 7? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Suddenly the playoffs are looking a lot less....teal? more » DeepFriar: So we're all agreed that we still considered this to be called "Hockey Closer", yes? more » uninspired: I wanted SJ to win, only to see a Vancouver-Detroit second round matchup. more » Afino: there are two Game 7s on tap this evening, so buy popcorn. Or, because one game's in New Jersey, fall asleep. /completely kidding, it's been the best ... more » Hatey McLife: No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal I thought Lemieuces would be the plural. more » Doyle McPoyle: Never trust a guy named Claude. Yeah, that's right. Fuck Impressionism. more » StuScott Booyahs: That's great ... BUT DID YOU SEE IDOL more » Night Man: We gotta get a larger rink. more » Jefferson Tardship: They're the most efficient organ donors I've seen since Seven Pounds. more » Matt Sussman: I had Shenanigans and the points. Fucking Beer. [tears up tickets] more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a pair of skates again. more » -
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This Is Exactly Why Only Goons Should Be Allowed To Fight
Sweet sassy molassey was this an ugly fight. Flyers center Danny Briere makes it abundantly clear why he has only been credited with two fights during his career with yesterday's atrocious "brawl" with Marc-Edouard Vlasic of the San Jose Sharks. More » -
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So Much For That San Jose Dynasty
After dominating the first part of this season and then holding off Detroit to snag the best record in the league, the Sharks really thought that this was their year. Yeah, not exactly. More » -
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No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal
Henrik Zetterberg put on his fancy pants to score this goal and help Detroit beat San Jose 4-1. Claude Lemieux played five minutes and was not assassinated, so that's good. [Puck Daddy] -
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Sharks' Practice Rink Is Cursed, Or Something
Two recreational league players collapse and die within hours of each other while playing hockey at Sharks Ice in San Jose. [San Jose Mercury] -
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Claude Lemieux Returns To Detroit
Everyone involved wants play down this momentous occasion, but as a struggling hockey fan desperate for drama and intrigue, tonight's Sharks-Red Wings game is the most explosive moment in hockey history! More » -
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Claude Lemieux Comes Out Of His Shell
Claude Lemieux—who is 43 and hasn't played an NHL game is six years—will suit up for the San Jose Sharks tonight. Ahh, the memories. More » -
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So Much For The Unstoppable Sharks Juggernaut
The bandwagon must have had trouble supporting all that weight, because the wheels certainly came off last night for San Jose. More » -
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San Jose Sharks Quietly Devouring Professional Hockey
Do you think you can handle a hockey post that is not about loose women or facial sutures? Well, get ready for the awesomeness on ice that is the San Jose Sharks. More » -
