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more about #sausage more comments → Steve U: The Flying Sausage Casings Isn't that a shitty Gram Parsons cover band from Milwaukee? more » sir_pantsalot: They Can't Shoot Sausage, Can They? Hell no. What kind of a question is that? You have to snort sausage that is why it comes in links. -John Daly more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Misspelled uniforms. Misspelled bats. They suck. Jesus, this reminds me of the four-year-old girls soccer team I coach: The Butterflies. More like Suc... more » ScientificMapp: "They were very clearly exploding as they were shot out" What does Fallujah have to do with this? /war is hell, not that I would know more » HockeyMountain: There's one clear simple explanation for this. Obviously the Flying Spaghetti Monster hates Washington. more » David Hume: ...sausage-shooting meltdowns Odd, considering that thinking about baseball is just what the doctor ordered to fix that problem. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Reminds me of my old buddy Stradlater. Every time he'd come to one of our parties he'd say "its a regular sausage explosion in here." The kid was a go... more » Hatey McLife: I thought the number of exploding sausages near the Naval Yard would go down after the Nationals moved in. more » ArkansasFred: You know what they say about laws and sausages: Don't fire either one out of a high-powered pneumatic cannon into a crowd of terrified and disgusted ... more » NordoftheBlings: Like the middle of the lineup, warning track power. more » Steve U: Why do I get the feeling that thing is about to burrow into Keanu Reeves' navel. more » Kid Canada: Finally, a baseball story about exploding sausage that isn't about Alex Rodriguez. more » Gourmet Spud: Nice change from all the baloney shooting around Washington! You know. From the politicians? more »
