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more about #scotteyre more comments → Hatey McLife: Baseball players: They are just like us! more » Chamomiles Davis: Eyre: "Hey big guy, could I borrow a ten-spot for lunch?" Ryan Howard: "You got change for a hundred?" Eyre: "Well... no, not really." Howard: "Can't ... more » Kid Canada: I thought Eyre was the name of the farmer whose skin Vincent D'Onofrio stole in Men In Black. He was wearing a suit...an Eyre suit... more » Weed Against Speed: If he took that $13 to the First Citiwide Change Bank, they could give Eyre one ten, two ones and four quarters; or they could give him two fives, ten... more » UkraineNotWeak: His sperm has to fetch at least $5 on the open. Probably can get more than that down at the bus station. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: E1. more » 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: If the current economic situation hasn't taught us anything...that's what credit cards are for!! more » Weed Against Speed: You know, those payday loans you can get online are a pretty good deal - as long as you intend on never having any money again. more » Matt Sussman: This would make a good New York Post headline: BANK EYRE NOT IN HIS FAVOR more » Doyle McPoyle: You're right, that isn't funny. It is God-damned hilarious. more » -
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Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
This isn't funny, actually. Phillies reliever Scott Eyre, who signed a $2 million contract during the offseason, says he's down to his last 13 bucks. Don't hock the ring! [Big League Stew]
